If you, like us, were in the woods for four days eating sickening amounts of turducken and cranberry sauce topped off with pumpkin pie and whipped cream, you missed this gem.

Germany held their Bambi awards last week to honor those in media and entertainment. (To give you a vague idea of their merit, Meg Ryan took home the lifetime achievement award.)

Anyway, Britney Spears performed Womanizer, minus Chuck Bass, in a very Madonna-esque ouftit before Karl Lagerfeld presented her with the Pop International Award. We’re not positive what that means exactly, but we do know that Karl admires Britney, “not only for [her] art, but also for [her] energy,” (emphasis ours) and is thrilled she’s come “back not just as a phoenix but as a Bird of Paradise.”

You can’t really catch the rest due to the German translation, but Meg Ryan’s priceless face kind of says it all.