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Alison + Ashley: Part 2, My, What Realistic Paws You Have

the bobcat pull.jpgAt the Lewis and Ashley Jeanne presentation at Bobo tonight, we ran into Paper’s Quinn Asteak. At some point, we looked up and noticed there was a stuffed cat wearing a pink tutu and a mess of knotted pearls like it was Audrey Hepburn, hanging from the ceiling. The conversation went like this:

Natalie: Why is there a cat hanging from the ceiling? (Snaps a picture)

Quinn: I don’t know, weird.

Natalie: You know, it almost looks… real. I mean, they even gave it little paw pads.

Quinn: Eh, I doubt it.

Natalie: Touch it! [Quinn touches it]

Quinn: Hmm… [Natalie pets the cat]

Natalie: Oh my god, that almost does feel real -

[Natalie moves the cat slightly so that the cat’s face is in view for the first time]

Natalie: OH MY GOD. [The cat has glass eyes, and whiskers and teeth that are far too detailed for a toy]

Quinn: What? This can’t be real!

Britt: You probably shouldn’t have touched it. [More pics]

After some investigating, we finally found someone with answers. The bartender, who works at Bobo besides just tonight, informs us that not only is the cat real (his tutu and pearls had nothing to do with Fashion Week - they’re the animal’s every day attire at the restaurant), but that it’s a bobcat. A real, live (ok, dead) bobcat.

Scene.

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posted by guest

Feb 12, 2009 10:36PM

this is so two months ago. who doesnt have a taxidermied bobcat with a tutu and pearls hanging from their ceiling?

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posted by LP

Feb 12, 2009 10:46PM

its eyes are REALLY creepy.

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posted by adora

Feb 12, 2009 11:04PM

I actually prefer the taxidermic dog on "Scrubs" even though when it comes to living pets, cats win in my book.

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posted by guest

Feb 12, 2009 11:10PM

that's so creepy, I can't believe you touched it!

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posted by guest

Feb 13, 2009 1:18AM

It has a butthole, stuffed animals don't... that could have been a clue.

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posted by darcykins

Feb 13, 2009 9:44AM

eww, butthole?
this story made me laugh inappropriately at work.
Seeing as how I'm working in an architecture office i'm not sure reading fashionista is really appropriate at all... but whatever.

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posted by guest

Feb 13, 2009 10:36AM

euwwwwwww that was so gross and cat do have buttholes.

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posted by cesarcmma

Feb 13, 2009 1:20PM

ewwwwwww how bizarre.

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posted by guest

Feb 13, 2009 3:56PM

Another blah post about fuck all. Our local pub has a stuffed moose head and they put a santa hat on it at xmas and a flower behind its ear occasionally. Cos it has accessorys involved is it deemed 'fashion'. No.

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posted by guest

Feb 14, 2009 5:06PM

low. I'm not surprised , but I am appalled at just how base this post is. where are your standards? Somebody remove the cat.
Fluff Chance
http://emperorsoldclothes.blogspot.com/

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posted by guest

Feb 14, 2009 5:16PM

fluff chance you're an idiot, shut up already. got it, you like to rock the boat. your style is played out and old, similar to that of rotten fruit. once fresh and exciting, now just awkward and smelly.

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