Dear John Galliano,
Why don’t you advertise in our magazines?
Is it because you think we can’t handle your fashion? Because we can.
We had a seven hour plane ride on which to read four different British magazines and in the midst of every single one – LOVE, Vogue, Bazaar and Elle – we paused to admire Sasha lounging in your colorful silks and powdered wig alongside the Fashionista typeface.
Anyway, you’re probably busy getting ready for Paris, but we think your people should call American people and start spicing up the ad pages on this side of the Atlantic.
See you in Paris!
Merci,
Fashionista