We know this won't make it to Style.com, so let us be the ones to tell you: When you walked into the VPL show yesterday afternoon, the first thing you saw was a larger-than-life projection of a naked Barbie-ish body (left). No idea why that was there, but the almost-porn stayed in the center of the room, and the models had to walk around it with straight faces. Anyway, the VPL show was a bit funny. The front row consisted of Waris Alhuwalia in his turban, Kate Lanphear in neon shades, and Arden Wohl wearing a purple sweatshirt on her head like she was in Arabian Nights. The clothes? Typical VPL: Cute, color-blocked underclothes and an interesting take on basics, though there was a one sleeveless, ankle-length, cowl-neck black sweater dress with open sides that seemed a little too Mayle for comfort. But with the naked girl in the middle of the room, we doubt anyone noticed.