Tanya D. is laughing really hard backstage at Ungaro because she's just pulled on her thigh-high Chanel boots post-rehearsal and someone's telling her to take them off. Why? Because the shoes are breaking, the show starts in seventeen minutes and Esteban Cortazar is freaking out. They tell her the shoe is too big and she counters that the heel is wobbly. They want to stuff tissues into the toe and she says absolutely not. "Can you walk," they ask? "Of course I can walk," she says. And she does. Clothes coming up.