Heathers, aka the original Gossip Girl, is coming back to a live theatre near you.
The show should hit Broadway sometime in 2010 with readings already well under way.
And who’s been reading the part of Veronica, which launched the career of one-time Marc muse Winona Ryder? None other than Kristen Bell, the narrating gossip site owner on GG, who we think should be given a chance (hopefully alongside Leighton Meester) as a Heather given her skills at sounding as evil as possible right before commercial breaks.
But more pressing: Who gets to make all the crested blazers and knit tights?!
PS Please do enjoy the brooch-wearing, scrunchie-sporting flashback at left. Merry breakfast.
Tags: Broadway, Gossip Girl, Heathers, Kristen Bell, Movies



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fuck me gently with a chainsaw heather.
I heart Heathers…but, really, Kristen Bell as Winona Ryder’s role???? That just does not seem right!
i think she is being type-cast as someone named veronica.
how very.
I love this.
this is super exciting as Heathers is one of my all time faves!
what’s your damage heather?
Yeah, definitely love the Heathers! But I don’t really think that the Heathers is the original “Gossip Girl”, but more of the original Mean Girls!!! :)
heathers is heathers. nothing is the new heathers.
It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
gg and mg don’t really involve genocide..
lilo’s agent needs to get on the phone, stat, and get a reading for heather chandler. i call comeback.
and in my dreams, the movie remake that comes out after the play’s success will feature westwick as christian slater. please god.