If the mere existence of The City didn’t make this one obvious, allow the cold hard facts to stand alone:
Lauren Conrad is leaving The Hills after season five, which premieres March 30th.
No word on exactly what the show will become without its north star, but here’s the better question – what exactly is Lauren going to do with her life after being (arguably) reality TV’s best known experiment?
Our best guesses:
1. Continue with her clothing line for a few years before starring in MTV’s True Life: I Was a Reality TV Star (not real – yet).
2. Finish school and open a boutique in LA.
3. Move to Paris, but then move back home after a weekend to marry Brody and have three kids in Laguna Beach, shortly followed by divorce and a set of at-home yoga videos.
4. Make millions off makeup endorsements and a book deal (“My Unreality: The Real Story behind LC”), move to a bungalow in Catalina.
5. Disappear for a few years before turning up in a Proactiv commercial.
6. …Lead a totally normal life?
Did we miss anything?
Tags: Lauren Conrad, MTV, Reality TV, Television, The Cut, The Hills
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disappear altogether???
we can only hope.
mmm, maybe start a line of fake-braid hair attachments? i hear they’re all the rage
i bet mtv will have a reunion show in three years. not ten, because definitely no one would care. it really is crazy though, she’s been having her life filmed since high school.
Wait 20 years until MTV makes (over) The Hills… get it? ok, sorry!
she will be the first reality tv star to run for president.
follow in the footsteps of kristin cavallari, we can only hope
Desperate to stay relevent she will break up Lilo and Sam Ronson and she and Lindsay will spend the rest of their lives partying and shopping on Robertson Blvd in their terrible clothing lines that only they wear, trying to get their pic taken like Phoebe Price.
hmmm…i’m betting a combination of #1 and #4. however vapid she may seem, her marketability is undeniable.
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LOL at commenter 6: double burn!
hahaha remember that one episode where
LC had a brown stain on her upper lip? and the whole time she was moustache-esc. I love when people in the lime light get grody.
Lauren’s already got that book deal. It’s a three-book deal with Harper Collins. The first book (all about “what it’s like to come of age in Hollywood while starring in a reality TV show”) is supposedly fiction, though it’s awfully close to her real life. It’s called LA Candy and is coming out this June. So I’m voting for number four (at least the first half).
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/see-lauren-conrads-book-cover-2009272
you guys are mean
LOL @ the Mustache Episode, I sent my friend a message that she looked like she was rocking a mustache that entire episode. So gross. I think Lauren is a smart chick for getting out now…as far as life after the hills, I got for 4
lauren conrad is a total bitch. with bad fashion sense, a coddled life, and wrinkly eyes.
you guys are hattterrrsssss..=p
If a tree falls in the forest and it hits an MTV reality star, does anybody really care?
Hahah fashionista this is hilarious also the option of number 7 seems really an option.
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HAHHAA COMMENT 16 AHAHA
but i like lauren.
I actually like Lauren too (me, comment 16). But I hate the idolization of spoiled, rich kids.