A haiku (based on a true story):
A girl in my class
Wore way, way too much Youth Dew
She smelled like grandma

the dazzling pleasures
of my intuition
like a tuberous gardenia
coming to fruition.
it is like knowing
a beautiful love;
beyond paradise,
a white linen dove.
i am spellbound, yes
in a youth dew
a sensuous bronze goddess
beyond paradise blue.

the dazzling pleasures
of my intuition
like a tuberous gardenia
coming to fruition.
it is like knowing
a beautiful love;
beyond paradise,
a white linen dove.
i am spellbound, yes
in a youth dew
a sensuous bronze goddess
beyond paradise blue.

Frolicking outside
We’ll go beyond paradise
Now that it gets warm

Oh, Gwynnie GOOPster
Misplaced face of fragrance Sensuous.
Thou art everything but
what the scent evokes.
Sensuous? Nay.
Aloof and frigid, yea.
Alas, every woman wears it her way.

I have five Estee Lauder perfumes
They all smell like toilet cleaner
Not that it’s a bad thing

I have five Estee Lauder perfumes
They all smell like toilet cleaner
Not that it’s a bad thing

An ode to Jasmine Violet Splash
A tingly sensation stretches from head to toe
warmth is exuded from every pores on my body
the breath of Aphrodite hangs on your shoulders
and lures in the passion of romance.

Ode Estee Lauder pleasures Jasmine Violet Splash:
My dearest friend
What pleasures you bring
Fragnance of jasmine and violet arise from your lips.
You cast a spell with extrinsic fumes,
Yet all the more alluring with the promises you bring.
When summer breezes pass, you cling to me.
Knowing I cannot bear to part without you
You are quick to animate a burning passion
Thus I frolick in the fields in this summer skin
Stringing elaborate daisy crowns and talking madly of the summer day.
I lay dazed and entangled in your scent.

Ode Estee Lauder pleasures Jasmine Violet Splash:
My dearest friend
What pleasures you bring
Fragnance of jasmine and violet arise from your lips.
You cast a spell with extrinsic fumes,
Yet all the more alluring with the promises you bring.
When summer breezes pass, you cling to me.
Knowing I cannot bear to part without you
You are quick to animate a burning passion
Thus I frolick in the fields in this summer skin
Stringing elaborate daisy crowns and talking madly of the summer day.
I lay dazed and entangled in your scent.

Ode to a Parfum Spray
3.4 ounces of fresh floral scent
is all i need to save my heart’s spiral descent
seventy-two dollars my wallet won’t bestow
“one of life’s simple pleasures”
don’t i deserve you so?

oops sorry

oops sorry

a haiku (too)
Only perfume ad
I ever pulled out of Vogue
Estee’s Sensuous

Ode to Knowing
How do I love thee? Let me enumerate:
One, you began as my sister’s, and then you were mine.
Two, you were my fragrance of choice during a weird time in my life.
Three, now whenever I smell you, I immediately feel guilty, woodsy, and hot (it was summer).
Four, I have no idea where you are now, as you did not make it in the last move – are you among the box of old underwear, where you were hidden, in case my sister came by? Or in a wayward Acme bag packed by a friend and left in Ma’s Attic in the U-Haul of life?
Five, wearing you made me feel like I was classy, even when wearing Those Boots with That Skirt.
And that, most of all, is why I love thee.
Because it makes for very funny pictures on Facebook.

Ode to Knowing
How do I love thee? Let me enumerate:
One, you began as my sister’s, and then you were mine.
Two, you were my fragrance of choice during a weird time in my life.
Three, now whenever I smell you, I immediately feel guilty, woodsy, and hot (it was summer).
Four, I have no idea where you are now, as you did not make it in the last move – are you among the box of old underwear, where you were hidden, in case my sister came by? Or in a wayward Acme bag packed by a friend and left in Ma’s Attic in the U-Haul of life?
Five, wearing you made me feel like I was classy, even when wearing Those Boots with That Skirt.
And that, most of all, is why I love thee.
Because it makes for very funny pictures on Facebook.

O Knowing
Queen of all perfumes
My favorite of course
I wore too much when riding
And was sneezed on by a horse
Got blown out of the saddle
And landed in a tree
Though once I loved thee, Knowing
That’s the end of you and me

AHEM
a Floral, lush and rare
effectively gets me laid
when sprayed in my hair
sex in a rainbow bottle
eau de parfum hooray
hooks me up with male models
hell yeah, Beyond Paradise
and keep me there all day
i like getting laid, its beyond nice
thank you.
-Eddy!

AHEM
a Floral, lush and rare
effectively gets me laid
when sprayed in my hair
sex in a rainbow bottle
eau de parfum hooray
hooks me up with male models
hell yeah, Beyond Paradise
and keep me there all day
i like getting laid, its beyond nice
thank you.
-Eddy!

Beyond Paradise
is nasty nice
full of fight
and sprays on right
makes fellas sniff like
mmm she airy n light
ms lauder, thank you, sigh
i am smelling tight
and looking fly
Mandy

A world of change
in a place of indifference,
people rise to the challenge
ready to face the scent of victory.
The one victorious rises
with the feelings beyond paradise.
An ever lasting experience,
or virtue toward happiness.
Beating the once powerful
placing her in its place,
enemies always reminded of the scent
beyond their grasp.
Dorothy

Life is full of,
so many
pleasures.
My days go up,
my days go down,
but in the end,
I still have
so many,
pleasures.
A subtle fragrance on my skin,
that makes my boyfriend breathe in,
and enjoy the many pleasures,
that I give him.

Life is full of,
so many
pleasures.
My days go up,
my days go down,
but in the end,
I still have
so many,
pleasures.
A subtle fragrance on my skin,
that makes my boyfriend breathe in,
and enjoy the many pleasures,
that I give him.

Reeking of Knowing
a secret weapon supreme
gets fellas growing
you know what I mean!
-Amanda Segal

Approaches a musky man
ready to hand you his hand
life and death either way
a beautiful love emerges on land.
The white satin bells ring
Vera Wang slightly fitted,
with unique shaped flouncing.
The song Love rings in your ears,
the world Beautiful repeatedly heard
describing everything in that day.
One to be remembered always and forever pondered.