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RULES:

— Write a brief ode to your favorite Estee Lauder fragrance.
— Be funny.
— Leave it below in the comments.
— A highly specialized committee will select the four best odes and the winners will receive one of Estee Lauder’s new solid perfumes, Tuberose Gardenia or Amber Ylang Ylang. The scents were developed by Aerin herself and the compacts are gorgeous, have fun!

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 12:42PM

A haiku (based on a true story):

A girl in my class
Wore way, way too much Youth Dew
She smelled like grandma

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posted by darcykins

Apr 20, 2009 12:55PM

the dazzling pleasures
of my intuition
like a tuberous gardenia
coming to fruition.

it is like knowing
a beautiful love;
beyond paradise,
a white linen dove.

i am spellbound, yes
in a youth dew
a sensuous bronze goddess
beyond paradise blue.

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posted by Cookie23

Apr 20, 2009 2:25PM

Frolicking outside
We'll go beyond paradise
Now that it gets warm

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 2:40PM

Oh, Gwynnie GOOPster
Misplaced face of fragrance Sensuous.

Thou art everything but
what the scent evokes.

Sensuous? Nay.
Aloof and frigid, yea.

Alas, every woman wears it her way.

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posted by frankielovestoshop

Apr 20, 2009 3:45PM

I have five Estee Lauder perfumes
They all smell like toilet cleaner
Not that it's a bad thing

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 4:14PM

An ode to Jasmine Violet Splash
A tingly sensation stretches from head to toe
warmth is exuded from every pores on my body
the breath of Aphrodite hangs on your shoulders
and lures in the passion of romance.

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posted by petit_oiseau

Apr 20, 2009 4:38PM

Ode Estee Lauder pleasures Jasmine Violet Splash:

My dearest friend
What pleasures you bring
Fragnance of jasmine and violet arise from your lips.
You cast a spell with extrinsic fumes,
Yet all the more alluring with the promises you bring.

When summer breezes pass, you cling to me.
Knowing I cannot bear to part without you
You are quick to animate a burning passion
Thus I frolick in the fields in this summer skin
Stringing elaborate daisy crowns and talking madly of the summer day.
I lay dazed and entangled in your scent.

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 5:00PM

Ode to a Parfum Spray

3.4 ounces of fresh floral scent
is all i need to save my heart's spiral descent
seventy-two dollars my wallet won't bestow
"one of life's simple pleasures"
don't i deserve you so?

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 5:03PM

oops sorry

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posted by mandy_leigh

Apr 20, 2009 5:37PM

a haiku (too)

Only perfume ad
I ever pulled out of Vogue
Estee's Sensuous

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posted by patrice108

Apr 20, 2009 5:38PM

Ode to Knowing

How do I love thee? Let me enumerate:
One, you began as my sister's, and then you were mine.
Two, you were my fragrance of choice during a weird time in my life.
Three, now whenever I smell you, I immediately feel guilty, woodsy, and hot (it was summer).
Four, I have no idea where you are now, as you did not make it in the last move - are you among the box of old underwear, where you were hidden, in case my sister came by? Or in a wayward Acme bag packed by a friend and left in Ma's Attic in the U-Haul of life?
Five, wearing you made me feel like I was classy, even when wearing Those Boots with That Skirt.

And that, most of all, is why I love thee.
Because it makes for very funny pictures on Facebook.

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 8:21PM

O Knowing
Queen of all perfumes
My favorite of course
I wore too much when riding
And was sneezed on by a horse
Got blown out of the saddle
And landed in a tree
Though once I loved thee, Knowing
That's the end of you and me

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 9:33PM

AHEM

a Floral, lush and rare
effectively gets me laid
when sprayed in my hair

sex in a rainbow bottle
eau de parfum hooray
hooks me up with male models

hell yeah, Beyond Paradise
and keep me there all day
i like getting laid, its beyond nice

thank you.
-Eddy!

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posted by guest

Apr 20, 2009 9:39PM

Beyond Paradise
is nasty nice
full of fight
and sprays on right
makes fellas sniff like
mmm she airy n light
ms lauder, thank you, sigh
i am smelling tight
and looking fly

Mandy

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posted by chichanel

Apr 20, 2009 10:42PM

A world of change
in a place of indifference,
people rise to the challenge
ready to face the scent of victory.
The one victorious rises
with the feelings beyond paradise.
An ever lasting experience,
or virtue toward happiness.
Beating the once powerful
placing her in its place,
enemies always reminded of the scent
beyond their grasp.

Dorothy

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posted by misscynthiabell

Apr 21, 2009 9:05AM

Life is full of,
so many
pleasures.

My days go up,
my days go down,
but in the end,
I still have
so many,
pleasures.

A subtle fragrance on my skin,
that makes my boyfriend breathe in,
and enjoy the many pleasures,
that I give him.


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posted by guest

Apr 21, 2009 11:43AM

Reeking of Knowing
a secret weapon supreme
gets fellas growing
you know what I mean!

-Amanda Segal

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posted by purplelago

Apr 21, 2009 10:03PM

Approaches a musky man
ready to hand you his hand
life and death either way
a beautiful love emerges on land.

The white satin bells ring
Vera Wang slightly fitted,
with unique shaped flouncing.

The song Love rings in your ears,
the world Beautiful repeatedly heard
describing everything in that day.
One to be remembered always and forever pondered.

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