The annual AMFAR auction in Cannes at the Hotel du Cap is always a major to-do that we’d seriously die to attend.

Sharon Stone brings out the craziest of her crazy for her longtime cause. But it works, because the event raises serious bank.

This year she’s co-hosting with Bill Clinton. Good times are sure to ensue.

We’re particularly digging this Chanel Personal Transporter that the company tells us an “international celebrity couple” will be introducing for auction tomorrow night. Inglourious Basterds is screening at the festival as we write, so we’re betting on Brad and Angie.

We’ve never jumped on the Segway bandwagon, but if we were to, we’d definitely want the Chanel version complete with a quilted front pouch. Now if only someone could just transport us to the south of France. Sigh.