posted by AmandaMichele

Jun 01, 2009 11:50AM

YES! The woman made her sons give her "samples" in a cup every night to rub on her face. This is too gross. How do you lie still while someone is rubbing that all over your face? Yuck.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 12:07PM

The article says that it's SYNTHESIZED human sperm, so no, not gross.

posted by Megs252

Jun 01, 2009 12:16PM

Obviously it's sanitary, my problem with it is you are going in to basically get test tube sperm rubbed on your face. The idea of it just skeeves me out. Am I being too big of a baby about this or is anyone else really disturbed about that?

I mean, can you imagine the bedroom conversations that are going to take place once guys start hearing about this?

posted by darcykins

Jun 01, 2009 12:28PM

i've basically already had this kind of facial.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 12:32PM

$250?!?!? men everywhere will be happy to offer this service free of charge...

posted by Signature9

Jun 01, 2009 12:35PM

I don't know. I've seen porn stars with pretty bad skin so I'm not sure I believe enough in the benefits here. Though this is a sure way to get your boyfriend interested in your beauty routine.

http://www.signature9.co.uk

posted by AmandaMichele

Jun 01, 2009 12:47PM

LOL Darcykins.
#3 its still a strangers sperm. Synthesized or not, its still icky. like the nightingale poo facials. Its not the germs that gross me out it is the idea behind the product. Wouldnt you just picture the gross men who offered to donate it and all the dirty things they thought about to get that sample? At least Darcykins knew her donor.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 12:55PM

can synthesized sperm make you pregnant?

posted by nycshoegal

Jun 01, 2009 1:09PM

Hello, Nip/Tuck episode!
and lol @9. where do you plan to apply this "facial" to fear getting pregnant?

and no, not really gross. it's like peeing on a jellyfish burn - if it works who cares..
but $250 might be a bit much for something most people can get for free. does synthesized make it have a better effect? hmm something to look into

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 1:14PM

Did you read the NY Mag article? It says the antioxidant DISCOVERED in human sperm is being synthesized for facials. No one is applying sperm to anyone's face.

posted by darcykins

Jun 01, 2009 1:18PM

lol,
this is my favourite beauty post.
#11: I wouldn't say 'no one'.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 1:28PM

that's quite a literal interpretation of getting a "facial"

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 1:30PM

honey, hello, male-sperm!! the mos have been doing this for ages!!! perl-necklaces, anyone???? i am a fan. you girls need to learn from gays.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 1:34PM

that's quite a literal interpretation of getting a "facial"

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 1:40PM

I seriously gagged on my breakfast reading this. Gross.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 5:37PM

Uh, Jezebel tried this a long time ago.

http://jezebel.com/307637/is-rubbing-cum-all-over-your-face-the-secret-to-eternal-youth

posted by sam alex

Jun 01, 2009 8:29PM

aren't glossy mags always getting on us about neglecting our necks? thank god there are pearl necklaces to accompany the facial. don't put the "age" in décolletage...

posted by RashomonRebel

Jun 01, 2009 11:14PM

#18, don't forget about the "protein" shake.

posted by guest

Jun 01, 2009 11:40PM

for once (ONCE, Britt!) I don't hate one of Megan's posts. I do love how #11 basically ruined the credibility, however.

i actually want to tell my fiance about this post, then he'll stop yelling at me for being on this damn site and getting the tweets all throughout the day.

posted by guest

Jun 02, 2009 10:27AM

I've been telling my wife that sperm is good for her face for a while now. Finally she will believe me.

posted by guest

Jun 03, 2009 6:55PM

#8 and #16 seem to have some serious issues about sex that no amount of shopping, fashion or beauty will fix. But keep trying, girls. God knows you aren't getting laid, are you?

posted by guest

Jun 03, 2009 7:39PM

I think there is an upcoming TV special on this topic on the DiY Network...

posted by guest

Jun 03, 2009 8:20PM

"At least Darcykins knew her donor."

We don't know that.

posted by guest

Jun 03, 2009 11:06PM

It's no more disgusting than your own female lubricant, ladies.

Also, if you didn't know, there are restaurants in Manhattan charging lots of money for Cod Milt - guess what that is?

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 9:56AM

If any of you ladies need a facial let me know, you have to let me throat bang you for the goodies. Fair deal?

posted by darcykins

Jun 04, 2009 11:20AM

is guest # 24 calling me a slut?
I've had the same 'donor' for over a year and I know him quite well.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 12:20PM

Darcy we all know you are a dirty cum dumpster.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 1:50PM

Great news!

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 2:48PM

I have been doing this to myself for years, what's the big fucking deal?

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 3:06PM

You don't pay for something you can get for free..

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 3:58PM

Back in 95 I started cranking it upside down. I look like Leonardo Dicaprio.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 4:12PM

I hear if you get some in your mouth it makes your teeth whiter, too.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 5:16PM

A soft cheek such as this should be taken care of mah lady.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 6:35PM

This gives a whole new spin on the traditional cumshot.

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 8:45PM

um...and I wouldn't put placenta on my face either.....

posted by guest

Jun 04, 2009 10:03PM

Men everywhere are going to be really happy they get to give their women "facials"

posted by guest

Jun 05, 2009 10:57AM

Hello Megan;

As a life long prolific generator of sperm I'd like to offer my services free
of charge to you.

- Mister E Whale.

posted by guest

Jun 05, 2009 11:24AM

Sup dawg, I heard you like facials, so we put a facial in your facial so you can get a facial when you take a facial!

Oh dear.

posted by guest

Jun 05, 2009 1:43PM

I guess the guys go into one room where they are handled by gorgeous milk maids and the girls into the other room where they have their facials ?

posted by guest

Jun 05, 2009 2:08PM

I'm always amazed at some womens adversion to the natural product of a great deal of fun.
I've always thought that if a woman had a lover who thought the same way about the female anatomy and it's secretions she's be quite offended. Can you imagine having your boinking partner tell you your muffin was gross and the juices were nasty....I guess head would be out of the question....:-)
Imagine if both partners were like this!
Nothing like having sex with an anally retentive prude...lol

posted by guest

Jun 05, 2009 2:16PM

22, 27 30.....You can bet these ladies don't have any problem keeping their partners happy...and wanting more.
Of course this is just a twisted males perspective....as was my previous post.

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 1:01AM

With this many comments I'm surprised no one has mentioned Mae West, who firmly believed in putting sperm on her face to keep herself looking young.
Just thought you might like the celebrity endorsement.

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 6:24AM

What a fool, I've been giving these away for years for free!!!

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 7:55AM

I imagine a world where facial sperm demand goes through the roof, and every man in the world is hooked up to a milking machine to live out their days in a kind of zombified living orgasm hell. A few of the lucky ones will be expected to don nothing more than a frilly reversed apron and serve fresh produce, straight from the tap, to the super rich who languish in regular and increasingly more extravigant bukake parties. Men will be treated not as gods but as life support units for the real gods, the penis, now regarded as the fountain of youth.

In fact we should produce a kind of existential thinking mans porno based on the concept.

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 1:15PM

Well...

I am a 56 year old female and no one guess my real age.

People (men or women) are always guessing my age around 30/35 the most.

I still have my monthly period, every 28 days...regular like a clock.

My face, neck, body...are all wrinkles or blemishes free.

I have beautiful hair too...shinny and thick.

I owe my "fountain of youth" to sperm, the fresh and right from the source kind.

I have been ingesting huge quantities of it since I was 18...is always my favorite part of the oral sex, I don't waste it or leave any spills.

Just think about it...you can create another human being with sperm, it has all the vital components to rejuvenate your body.

Never done botox, or any cosmetic procedure...and my immune system is fantastic! I never ever catch even a simple cold of flu. The last time I got sick from a virus was before I started to consume sperm in a daily basis.

Many of you might read this and say eeeeewwww...but I am a living proof of the benefits a woman can have from it.

And, ohhh, I am married to a very happy 35 year old man who never complains about my daily regimen :)

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 3:50PM

what do you think the chances are that guest 46 is actually a 15-year old boy who knows his girlfriend reads this site?

posted by guest

Jun 06, 2009 4:50PM

Well, Guest 47 you are soooo far from the truth.

So, should I assume that you are one of those women who does not understand how important is oral sex for a man?

Sorry, but I am 56 and a very healthy, young looking female who believes in the powerful properties of the sperm.

The problem is, most women have no idea of how men bodies works and how beneficial having oral sex to completion is for both.

They learn from other women that this or that is disgusting and, like someone pointed out in a previous comment, IF men tell them their vagina secretions are disgusting they will be extremely offended.

I don't have the need to lie or make up stories. This is MY truth and I am just telling about the kind of benefits I get from my daily consumption of male sperm (my partner, of course).

posted by guest

Jun 08, 2009 5:05PM

en toch verwacht ik sneeuw !

posted by guest

Jun 08, 2009 11:20PM

I can help if you need some

posted by guest

Jun 09, 2009 11:41AM

Form an orderly queue ladies, I'll do it for half price $125

posted by guest

Jun 11, 2009 6:46PM

@45 @47:

:-)