“Many of you have asked if I have any tips on how to get leggings on quicker. My in-house leggings guru advises rubbing onto your legs a paste made from five spoonfuls of extra-virgin olive oil, turbinado sugar, and coarsely ground fair-trade coffee. If you have any further problems, then next week I’ll be recommending a truly great creative-leggings clinic.” —Gwyneth Paltrow’s diary as imagined by Vanity Fair.
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posted by mrsPILATI
Aug 05, 2009 2:39PM
And then the phone rings and it’s your supercool friend Madonna Ciccone begging you to step into that favorite old cut-price Balenciaga knee-length dress with your buckle belt and outrageous tartan boots and come with her to the opening of this great new restaurant up on East 54th Street.
just read this and i'm dying... so funny
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posted by grammyweezy
Aug 06, 2009 11:50AM
Haahah this is pure hilarity and i can't believe that no.7 actually used the phrase "So funny I forgot to laugh". Must be a giant Gwynnie fan with an affection for popular phrases from the late nineties.
posted by guest
Aug 05, 2009 1:51PM
wouldn't that make your skin feel oily and uncomfortable?