Shorts-Gate: The sheer number of stories about MObama wearing shorts is simply insane. We’re pretty sure that lots of people wear shorts in August in Arizona. Is there really a need for a national debate? {Time}
JC/DC: Jean-Charles de Castelbajac’s diffusion line is launching at LFW and he needs models. We’re thinking a Gaga sighting could be job perk. {Dazed Digital}
Quelle Horreur! You can’t seriously expect people to find a way to stir their own coffee, do you McKinsey? Don’t you know that this is Condé Nast? {Page Six}

Some Girls Have All the Luck: Kermit, Nicky Holiday in The Great Muppet Caper (well, until you find out he’s a thief), and now Marc. Miss Piggy leads a charmed life, indeed. {StyleWatch}
Press-Ons: And not of the Lee nail variety. Along with their jazzy nail polishes, Hard Candy’s Wal-Mart relaunch includes press on eye shadow for insta-smoky eyes. {Nylon}