Never in life did I think I would be talking about Regis Philbin on Fashionista, but here I am. Don’t get me wrong, I love Reege big time, but you know what I mean.

That all changes today. The Halloween episode this morning featured this fairly hilarious spoof of The Rachel Zoe Project with Regis as Brad!! I loved it so much when he mentioned a dress for Annie. Kelly gets dual roles as Rachel and Taylor, but my second favorite was Gelman’s Rodger, at the ready to make Rachel some toast.

I die. Literally.

Happy early birthday to me is what I thought when I opened up this email with V’s latest beauty extravaganza.

My former beauty editor heart definitely starts beating a little faster when a single story contains work by so many of my most favorite hairstylists, makeup artists, and photographers. And the models aren’t too shabby either!

Seriously check out just some of the people who gave their interpretations of what the definition of beauty will be in the next decade: Gucci Westman, Aaron de Mey, Didier Malige, James Kaliardos, Val Garland, Richard Burbridge, Miles Aldridge, Jimmy Paul, Julien d’Ys, Mario Sorrenti. The list goes on and on and their work is completely outstanding.

A few month’s ago, Net-a-Porter finally ditched mannequins in favor of actual models, albeit headless ones, but now they’ve gone a step further and captured their girls on camera.

The ‘video’ option’s only available on a few items so far, like the Marc Jacobs skirt at left, an Anna Sui tunic and a DvF cocktail dress.

There’s not much to it, the girl walks out wearing the item and spins around a few times before walking off the white stage. You don’t see her head, which is slightly creepy, and I’m not sure it brings anything new to the item (though if ever a dress drapes particularly well, it might).

Does this fill a gaping hole in your online shopping experience? Is the movement of Marc’s sequins enough to make you click buy?

“Barneys has a 400 person-long waiting list for the [new version of the] Rocco bag already. We had three samples when we first came up with it a couple of seasons ago, decided off-hand to send one to Mary-Kate, and it’s just crazy. We had retailers calling about it before it even hit the runway the first time around [for Fall 2009].” —Alexander Wang to Fashionologie on the crazy demand for his Rocco bag. We suggest trying his website on November 1st!

Bloody Good: Those are $800 blood brooches. Ick, but they fit perfectly with our Halloween spirit today. But really how does one even think to design something like that? {The Moment}

Get Online: As the print world crumbles, new magazines continue to launch on the interwebs. We love that Glossy is put together bi-monthly by a group of 16-25 years. Impressive. {Issuu}

Bags of Becks: Well not exactly, but rumors are flying that Victoria Beckham will be adding handbags to her line. We hope that doesn’t mean she’ll stop carrying that ginormous Birkin we love so much. {ElleUK}

Yikes: Economist-types keep saying the recession is over, but I’m pretty sure the 540 people about to lose their jobs at Time Inc would beg to differ. God, we hope this stops soon. {NY Post}

If you love fashion and have a deep desire to understand the business, there’s really not a better place to learn than WWD.

Their closet sees every designer’s goods from Chanel to the one you haven’t even heard of yet…which sounds like a pretty darn good place for an intern to be. Currently the editors are looking for both fashion and accessories folks to help man said closet.

You know the drill about organization, details, pace and whatnot. But location scouting, sample trafficking, and assisting on shoots are also in the mix.

Seriously, this is an amazing opportunity that could put you in touch with all the people you’ll want to know later, so we highly suggest getting your credentials into the right hands quickly.

Email your cover letters (including start date) and resumés to wwdinterns@gmail, like right now. Oh and it’s unpaid, in New York, and you need to get school credit.

Good luck!!

While Target’s making brands like Hayden-Harnett and Rodarte household names, Net-a-Porter’s building a home for lesser known designers and showcasing their work for a crowd already in love with kooky fashion.

Last year they launched an exclusive Marios Schwab section (pre-Halston) and now they’ll host an exclusive holiday collection from Ashish Gupta.

The London-based designer’s carried on a long love affair with sequins and though his latest collection revolved around both a fantasy vacation and a love of Nike, he’s designed a more subdued collection for the online shop.

He tells Vogue UK that it’s “a range of beautiful easy to wear pieces in soft shimmer black and metallics…perfect for easy evening glamour.”

Michael Kors may have been missing from Project Runway last night, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been logging in some quality time in Los Angeles. Perhaps honing his first color cosmetics collection, Very Hollywood, a collaboration with Estée Lauder (their second one of the designer variety after a couple with Tom Ford)?

Think glowing Carmen Kass and the Kors runway (or Hilary Rhoda in the Craig McDean photographed ad campaign) and you’ll get the vibe of the makeup. There’s definitely nothing heavy, even the lipsticks are called “sheens”.

Frequent Kors front-rower and the cosmetics brand’s SVP and Creative Director Aerin Lauder told WWD, “The Estée Lauder customer is very much the Michael Kors customer: someone who wants a wonderful product, someone who understands fashion, someone who understands luxury, someone who wants quality.” We totally agree that this seems like a perfect match.

Louis Vuitton’s re-thinking what exactly its customers aspire to.

On the one hand, Lara Stone’s replacing Madonna as the face of the brand. Madonna’s given Vuitton all the publicity she possibly can and Lara, French Vogue favorite, re-instills a high fashion edge; rotating both pop and fashion stars keeps both audiences interested. Steven Meisel will stay behind the camera.

Meanwhile, Vuitton’s sunglasses ads should make an impression on an even younger, slightly hipper customer. André Saraiva, the graffiti artist and man behind Beatrice, Le Baron etc, shot a group of kids including the Ronsons’ little sister Annabelle Dexter Jones and the not-so-child-like Olivier Zahm at New York’s Standard Hotel.

WWD says he’ll continue shooting the cool kids and their “party-all-night vibe”

Tonight’s ep was such an Adventures in Copyright moment. But I’m still annoyed that yet again, Michael was absent…even though Nina was back in good form. But on to the questions.

1. “How creative are you that you have to steal ideas from people?” —Althea

2. Do you think Althea stole from Irina?

3. Have we heard the nickname “Meana Irina” before? I missed it, if so. Though even when she’s right, she’s totally a mean girl.

4. Didn’t Gordana’s dress outfit look like it was made for the saddest I-banker’s secretary in Wall Street? Oy, the ’80s.

5. Wait, Nick Verreos is a fashion professor now? Sir, I hope you don’t think you’re any kind of Tim Gunn.

Look out Gilt and Rue La La, there’s about to be another sample sale site in the mix: Swirl, Sample Sales by DailyCandy.

The point of difference is that all the items will be hand-picked by DailyCandy’s editors, overseen by newly named Creative Director, Eve Epstein, who was until now EIC over all the DailyCandy properties.

The site’s still in Beta and will soft launch the week of November 16th, but it’s first come, first serve right now to sign up. The full-on launch will come in January.

We definitely know the site will look cute and will have a fun voice. Here’s hoping the merch and the prices are on the same level.

We know you’re not ones to turn down a free bag.

Especially if said bag is Rebecca Minkoff’s Beloved Mini, which usually retails for $395.

How do you win? Just click here, tell your friends about our newsletter, Off the Cuff, and you’ll be entered. The more friends you invite, the better your chances of walking away with the bag.

The lucky winner can thank Designer Social.com, where industry insiders go to trade in last season’s bags and jewelry and buy the newest and hottest accessories of the season. You can become a member with this exclusive invite from Fashionista to see how the fashion industry trades in, and trades up!

So it’s not the newsiest of days in the fashion world, but even if we were slammed, I would have to find time to write about the book that just arrived at the office.

We get lots of random press releases, etc around here, but children’s books with a fashion angle…not so much. Until today.

I opened the package to find Tales from Brooks Brothers: Introducing Henry’s Unsuitable Adventure. The premise is a little bit Mannequin meets From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, except creepier and for little kids.

Children’s books are all about the message like learning to share or making new friends. Apparently this one is about indoctrinating the youth of America with a love of Brooks Brothers.

Pumpkin Pie: Is Danny Roberts the cutest thing we have ever seen? YES! Check out his Coco Rocha painted pumpkin. {Igor + Andre}

Prada Pop-Up: Architect Roberto Baciocchi has designed a seriously awesome temporary Prada store in Paris. Even if you can’t afford to splurge on the designer pieces, you should at least check out the architectural masterpiece. Talk about eye candy! {AR}

Dapper Diane: It’s pretty clear we love Diane Kruger and everything she wears. But whose style does she admire? {Vogue UK}

This Is It: Michael Jackson is probably the only man who can bring hip-hop royalty, fashion royalty, and actual royalty together in one room. Derek Blasberg talks about his royally cool night. And we get a wee bit jealous. {Blasblog}

Attention, aspiring stylists, Fashionista here and we’ve got an opportunity for you. J. Logan Horne who styles none other than Queen Bee Leighton Meester herself is looking for some help.

Obviously, you need to be fashion-obsessed, and a little experience with a stylist or in a fashion closet would be helpful, but isn’t required. This is definitely a paying dues kind of job, so you’ll be doing loads of returns. But we’ve found it’s the best way to learn the collections…you get to see so many amazing pieces. You really learn how the system works. And really, we’ve all been there.

They’re looking for someone who’s available 2-3 days a week. If you’re interested, send your resumes to Cassie at jlhassistant@gmail.com

xoxo

Like most fashion magazines, and just print publications in general, W has seen better business days. Rumors have been rampant that the magazine will reduce its frequency, and layoffs are still expected.

But publisher Nina Lawrence said yesterday that the frequency rumors are not true and announced two themed issues, according to WWD. Presumably these are meant to drive circulation and advertising business. However, I’m not sold

The first themed issue will be devoted to shopping, as in every item in the ads and edit will be for sale. Readers can take a picture of the page, send it to an email address and then receive replies with a link, a special offer, or something like a video of the brand’s collection. Um, to me that sounds like a lot of work for not much payoff. Right? The two day shopping event they’re planning around the issue makes a lot more sense from a promotional standpoint.

“Maybe. I never say never.” —Gwyneth Paltrow when asked if she would ever take up designing. We are fairly (well, totally) impartial when it comes to GP, so we say, totally go for it.

We all know Ali Hewson and that guy, Bono, she’s married to are kind of saving the world—one microdebt and cause at a time. But seriously, they do really good work that makes me feel like a total loser for not doing enough.

But I’ve got a little something we can do. Starting today exclusively at SaksFifthAvenue.com and edunonline.com, a special series of Edun tees that Ali designed in collaboration with artist Jo Ratcliffe will go on sale to benefit the War Child projects in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

War Child’s mission is to protect children in dangerous war zones around the world. I mean, if you’ve got a problem with that cause, you may just be dead inside.

So, no buying a really fun zebra t-shirt does not even close fulfill my requirements for being a better person. But hey, it’s a start.

We are very happy to hear that Fashion’s Night Out will be back, on September 9, 2010 to be exact.

Before the big night this year, we wondered what it would really be like and if people would indeed shop. As it turned out, many, many did and it was considered a success by most. And according to ShopperTrak, retail foot traffic was up by 50%.

Anna Wintour says, “It was only 15 minutes after the event began, and we were getting reports about lines around the block at stores throughout the city. It was wonderful to see people embrace this initiative, and we are thrilled that they wish it to return.”

Agreed, Anna. Really, FNO was one of the most fun evenings I’ve had in a long time. The city felt alive and united, which I honestly didn’t expect. And the fact that it was the night before 9/11 made my heart swell with New York pride. Plus, I watched dudes shotgun beers in the middle of the Prada store. So there’s that.

No serious details have been announced yet and there’s more than enough time to plan. So what would you do differently in 2010?

Breaking into the industry is always hard, (unless, of course you’ve got a famous Mom and Pop and some modelesque looks, but we digress.) So when an opportunity as amazing as Talenthouse comes along, we have to share it.

Talenthouse gives anyone the opportunity to work with professionals in fashion, film, music, art and photography. And we’re not talking about people so indie even the most hip of hipsters hasn’t heard of them. We mean big names like Naomi Campbell, Dr. Dre, Nokia, and Adidas.

The site works so that professionals can post “Creative Invites” and anyone can submit their work. Talenthouse protects the artist’s creativity and makes no claims over the work submitted (a tricky loophole, whereas most contests claim some ownership over work submitted.) Your friends can vote for your work, and the host will select one winner to collaborate with.

Start getting creative! Naomi Campbell has posted two invites: one for a photographer and one for a model. There’s also a ski goggle design contest for Adidas, a viral video for Dr. Dre, and a ton of other options that will stimulate all your creative processes.

We’re kind of obsessing over these shots of Natalia from the upcoming issue of V, shot by Hedi Slimane and styled by Nicola Formichetti (who also did that awesome Gaga video we put up the other day.)

One, because we never tire of Ms.Vodianova. Two, because we love pretty much everything that Hedi shoots. Three, the gold eye makeup. And four, we’re suckers for music references mixed with couture.

Here’s what we’ve come up with so far: the last shot is oh-so very Madonna “Like A Virgin” both the video and the classic VMA performance. In the middle spread, we’re feeling a little Brit Brit nude bodysuit circa that rockin’ “Oops I Did It Again” at the 2000 VMAs while we’re getting Grace Jones vibes from the one on the right.

But we’re a bit stymied as to the opening spread shot. What do you think??? (Oh and be warned there’s a little bit of nipple action.)

From Blogs to Billboards: Next Model Management just announced their representation of BunnyBISOUS’s Julia Frakes in New York. Julia isn’t their first fashion blogger client — they signed Fashion Toast’s Rumi Neely to their LA branch in April. {Fashionologie}

Baby Face: Claudia Schiffer just doesn’t age. Vogue UK featured the supe in a retrospective. And it’s simply stunning. {Vogue UK}

Book It!: Leave it to the beauty experts to find the best venues for you to schedule your Halloween makeup appointments. They give you addresses, phone numbers and even rates! Your fake lashes woes are officially over. {Style.com}

An Early Xmas Gift: Don’t forget! Kate Moss’ Holiday line for Topshop launches tomorrow. As always, she models part of the collection on the store’s site, looking gorgeous as ever. {Topshop}

When Devi Kroell decided to open her New York flagship, there was one thing she knew, “I didn’t want it to look like anything else on Madison Avenue.” Almost two years later, mission is definitely accomplished.

To create her vision Devi enlisted Space 4 Architecture and they worked closely together. Architect Ulderico Micara told us, “Because of what Devi does she has such a fantastic knowledge of details and materials. And the materials needed to be in tune with her designs. She was so right on the money.”

My favorite part of the design was the amazing patterned Siberian oak floor. But the polished brass and cathedral ceilings are quite cool too, especially when looking down through the glass on the second floor. The feel is definitely very serene which Devi said was one of her goals. And while it’s modern and minimalist, it’s not in the least bit cold. “The combination of the modern lines with the warmer materials creates a certain coziness,” says Ulderico. Indeed.

“I’m already organizing staff who will continue my work. Of course I am not eternal, there comes a time when you must hand it over.” —Giorgio Armani on his employment future to Reuters via The Cut.

As October comes to an end, there’s still lots going on in the fight against breast cancer. Designers such as Betsey Johnson, Donna Karan, Tory Burch, Prabal Gurung, Tracy Reese, Milly, Rachel Roy, Rebecca Taylor and Jill Stuart, have all teamed up with Sharpie to contribute to the fund-raising efforts. (We love our colorful Sharpies and use them every day for graphics so it’s great to see the company getting so involved with fashion this year!)

The designers have created one-of-a-kind designs using Sharpie markers, including a t-shirt customized by Betsey Johnson, who is a breast cancer survivor. All items are being auctioned off on eBay and benefit City of Hope, a leading cancer research and treatment center.

Bidding for the designer sketches and t-shirts ends on Monday, November 2nd at 1pm (PST), so get on over there and bid!

Want to bid? Visit www.sharpieuncapped.com and help support Breast Cancer Awareness. And if you get out-bid you can always buy Sharpie Pink Ribbon markers and highlighters!

The weather has us in enough of a crap mood already without having to read news of more layoffs in our world all morning.

Condé Nast’s never-ending month of news we’d rather not hear seems to be drawing from to a close, but it’s not totally over yet. Just yesterday FWD reported that longtime W features director James Reginato had left the magazine with more soon to follow.

Teen Vogue lost a bunch of people on the business side (while editorial was spared) and Details had to let go both its executive editor and its fashion director, Michael Macko. We’ve heard from many over at 4 Times Square that a culture of fear has taken over, and we can certainly understand why. It’s all just a major bummer, even if it is necessary to keep the business going.

Models take off their clothes all the time, obviously. And the fashion industry is no stranger to the “green” movement. But in this video, the two come together in a totally cute way. And we likey.

Cameron, Hanne Gaby, Heidi, Crystal, et al really couldn’t look more adorable getting down to their skivvies for a good cause, 350.org—which is all about taking action for climate change. Go, girls!

But, we ask, can you name all the pieces they discard?

Want to break into the modeling world…on the business side? Here’s your chance.

Women is looking for few good interns, and just maybe that’s you.

Things that will help you get the job: Knowing the girls who work and who should be working, an obsession with fashion, magazines, and all things photographic. Oh, and the ability to always do what is asked of you—from organizing a girl’s book to making sure the comp cards are client-ready.

If this sounds like you, send your resumé and cover letter to joaquin@women-direct.com. And of course, give us the exclusive when someone books a big campaign.

On nasty, icky days like today, I hardly want to get out of bed, let alone get dressed up for work. No matter how badly I’d love to pull on a cozy sweatshirt and run out of the house in rain boots, I hate feeling sloppy in addition to my rainy-day blues.

As per usual, Shopbop has provided me with a cure for the common get-up. New on the site today is a jewelry line called Landver, which features a collection of moderately priced, on-trend pieces that are perfect for everyday wear.

This necklace, when worn with a t-shirt or sweater, could elevate any outfit from casual to chic. The line includes bracelets, necklaces, and earrings made in silver, gold-tone, and leather.

With most of the items priced well under $100, I’d even consider buying this cuff or a few of these cute, braided bracelets to pile on when I am feeling less-than-enthused about choosing an ensemble.

“I don’t want to stand next to a 20-year-old on the runway, even if people say you can still do it. It is like, ‘Why would I do that to myself?’ It would just make me depressed.” —Cindy Crawford tells StyleList why she quit the catwalk.

And charity!

The industry’s famous Taco Tuesdays are back. And as always, everyone’s invited. We always love hitting up Rewind and having our fashion friends mix us up margaritas and other assorted cocktails. And while there’s no battle of the bartenders tonight, it’s sure to be a good time.

The publicists from Krupp Group are hosting with all the proceeds going to the CFDA’s Fashion Targets Breast Cancer Campaign.

You’ll be sure to spot some of their clients like Phillip Crangi and Rachel Comey…maybe they’ll even make your drink. There’ll be tons of raffle prizes and live music too.

Plus, who doesn’t love a $2 taco and a $5 marg after a depressingly dreary day? There’s no need to RSVP, just show up. Details after the jump!

Gaga Goes Gossip: Lady Gaga guest stars on an episode of Gossip Girl set to air November 16. We’re kinda over Gossip Girl and think the show has lost its luster, but we might just have to tune in for this one! {People/TV Watch}

Elle Boy: Joe Zee wants to make over your boyfriends for his column in the magazine. Maybe he can make them listen to what you’ve been saying for years. {Facebook}

The Ombre Effect: First, it was Katie Shillingford rocking a new ‘do on Jak & Jil. Now, this article from Refinery29. Is ombre the newest in hair trends? And where does one secure a colorist talented enough to pull it off well? {Refinery29}

REASON TO VENTURE OUT INTO THE RAIN #1: Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci will be making on appearance on the 4th floor of Barneys at 4:30 pm today. Get the Wellies on, head uptown and as always, email us your reports.

Here at Fashionista, we love playing buyer, stylist, beauty editor… the list goes on. If you do, too, Polyvore.com is probably proving to be an addictive guilty pleasure.

On Polyvore, you can create your own fashion layouts or look books with products or images from the web and share them with the world.

Today, the site is launching a contest with Lancôme. It’s called “Hypnotize Lancôme with Your Fashion Sense,” and it celebrates the new fragrance Hypnôse Senses. Create a layout that illustrates your sense of style, and one winner will win a $250 lancome-usa.com gift card and a bottle of Hypnôse Senses, signed by Daria. Five runners-up will each win $100 gift cards plus a bottle of Hypnôse Senses.

You can create as many sets as you like that sum up your unique fashion sense, as long as each one includes a bottle of Hypnôse Senses. After all, every fashion icon in the making needs a signature scent.

More details and entry instructions can be found here.

UPDATE: We just heard that Daria herself will be picking the winner!

First up, public relations firm Maguire Steele whose clients include Shipley & Halmos, Florsheim by Duckie Brown, Billy Reid, Odin Fragrances, and up and comer, Timo Weiland.

They’re small, but great so you’ll have tons to do including trafficking samples, prepping lookbooks and editor gifts (yes, that means mailing them out too!), managing press clips, assisting with events, maintaining the database (aka a priceless way to get to know who’s who), and generally keeping the showroom looking nice and pretty.

The internship, like so many in fashion, is unpaid but you may receive academic credit. And also like the others, you need to be a wicked multi-tasker, strong communicator, organized, detail-oriented, with lots of energy and a need to learn and grow.

You’ll need to make a three day a week commitment and the hours are 10 am to 7 pm. Email your resumes and cover letters to megan@maguiresteele.com

For those of you that might not follow celebrity news as closely as others, lately there’s been a rash of break-ins to celebrity homes including those of Rachel Bilson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Orlando Bloom.

While this is not surprising in itself, given that there would likely be some very nice goods found in any of the above, what is surprising is the news of who allegedly committed the crimes and why—a band of teenage girls obsessed with clothing and jewelry. Talk about a new level of high school shenanigans.

According to police sources of the LA Times, the girls studied celeb magazines, television shows, and websites to pick out what clothing they wanted, cased the homes and stole their chosen items.

Seriously, that is (allegedly) a super creepy extreme to take your love of fashion. And this is coming from people who really love fashion.

Thanks to the magic of television, I’ve seen Rachel Zoe die after Diane von Furstenberg told her “she’d become the woman she’d always wanted to be,” and watched Whitney Port stare blankly as the fashion icon dished out invaluable career and relationship advice. Now, thanks to Teen Vogue’s Fashion University, I’ve heard DVF for myself.

As the program’s keynote speaker, Diane walked out to so many flashbulbs that she had to tell her overly-eager audience to cut it out and listen. Here are some highlights of her lively, inspirational speech.

1. She takes pride in understanding women. Diane believes that clothes should be like close friends: “When you’re standing in front of the closet in the morning, and you feel like shit, you should go for the reliable one that makes you feel good.”

2. She always has a camera with her. Her close-ups of leaves, bark, or anything else she finds beautiful in nature can end up a pattern in one of her collections.

Inspired by Target’s GO Collaborations, Macy’s is creating a men’s private label line called Threads & Heirs that will tap guest designers to bring their work to the department store’s customers.

Durand Guion, Macy’s vice president and men’s fashion director told WWD, “Target has had great success taking higher and more advanced designers to the masses. All of us have been studying this [Target] and looking at what would be the right combinations.”

First up for Spring and Fall 2010, Ruffian’s Brian Wolk and Claude Morais. The boys have obviously been focused on women’s wear as of late, but we, like Macy’s execs, have no doubt they’ll translate their aesthetic nicely into men’s again. Brian said that the collection will Americana by way of Williamsburg-inspired with many layers, striped button downs (with white collars), blazers, classic knit polos, and lots of pocket detailing and pleating.

So, are you interested in another collaboration? Will it translate as well in the men’s market at this more mass level? Time will tell.

We have long been fans of Smythson, the English stationery and leather goods purveyor. Their products are without fail, exceptionally well made, deeply luxurious and discreetly elegant - and those are words we don’t toss around often.

When the “Nancy” clutch came out, Madonna’s stylist was one of the first to pick it up, and of course Prince sends out party invitations exclusively on Smythson paper — not a surprise for a company that holds several royal warrants, the gold standard of excellence here in England.

I am also a fan of Samantha Cameron, aka SamCam, the woman who heads up the company. Wondering who she is? Consider her our very own “MObama-in-waiting”. That is, she is the wife of David Cameron, the politician who is widely touted to be the next leader of this country. Oh, and she is also an Astor, and described by one journalist as “A lady whose background is so elite she makes the Royal Family look common in comparison.”

Kaitlin,19, Student

Got Her: Shopping at the Juicy Couture/Teen Vogue Fashion University Party.

Stalked Her: Because in a sea of over-accessorized youth her subtle mix of classic and punk caught our eye.

Shot Her: Because she took simple pieces and combined them perfectly. And the lacing on the back of her blazer is detailing perfection. Not to mention we’re suckers for Doc Martens.

She Said: “I like to dress in contradictions that mesh together.”

We said: The student becomes the teacher.

A tipster tells us the Mary-Kate and Ashley are at their Olsenboye treat truck in Union Square like now. Send pics if you’re there and eat a cupcake for us since we’re stuck in the office.UPDATE: Wow, you guys are fast. Click through for a photo.

We know many of you are suffering from Gaga fatigue, but not us. Not even the massive number of Lady Gaga costumes sure to take over the nation on Saturday night can quench our thirst.Her SNL performance a few weeks ago was awesome and so is this new video over at Dazed Digital.

It starts out a bit interpretive modern dance Gaga, set to piano music she scored just for the short, directed by Kathryn Ferguson, before moving to seems to be outer space. The styling is sparkly, colorful, and athletic kind of all at the same time. And the multi-colored makeup is pretty ridiculous, and I mean that in the best possible way.

You can get a better look at the details in the behind the scenes photos. Personally, we love that Gaga takes time out from rehearsals and whatnot to do these kind of projects. Because whether you love her or not, there’s no question the Lady is busy.

This past weekend, Teen Vogue hosted a Fashion University event for their readers who were eager to learn the ins and outs of the business.

Not only were they given the rare opportunity to visit the magazine’s editorial floor and famed fashion closet, but they also got the chance to sit down with designers like Richard Chai, Philip Crangi, and Thakoon Panichgul. In a discussion moderated by Amy Astley, Thakoon shared stories about his rise through the ranks of the industry and gave pointers to the many aspiring designers in the audience.

You may already know that his Fall 2005 presentation was the most buzzed-about of the season, or that his most famous customer is Michelle Obama. But here are some things you might not know about the designer. I definitely didn’t.

O-Style: For anyone who wants to truly follow Michelle Obama’s style choices there’s been one go-to site, Mrs-O.org. Now, blogger Mary Tomer’s got her own book on the First Lady that looks to be equally well-done. Also, we love the Alaia in this first official family portrait. {StyleFile}

Hands off our DvF: For shame, criminals of Madrid. Diane von Furstenberg was mugged this weekend in the Spanish city. Though we’re sure AmEx hooked her up with some new cards really quickly. {Jaunted}

Phew! Sesame Street is not, repeat not, collaborating with Amercian Apparel. Thank god, because we don’t want to imagine what Dov was dreaming up for the ad campaign. Shudder. {Stylelist}

We are oft reprimanded for not taking proper care when carrying around our precious laptops—which we realize is a problem as they, you know, are the way we do our jobs. But now you can consider us very, very excited to tote away.

In November (which we really can’t believe is less than a week away!) Apple and Mulberry are launching a collection of accessories that are just exactly as chic as you would expect them to be.

The collection includes bags and sleeves made of natural leathers and fun prints to fit your MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPod and iPhone, with prices ranging from $250-$1195.

So, no, they’re not cheap. But the holidays are indeed rolling around soon. So add some to your wish list.

We all (you guys included, of course) have a million opinions about clothing, be it on the runway, the red carpet, or the streets of our cities.

But as much as critiques may be heard by designers, at the end of the day they’re not necessarily part of the decision-making process in terms of what gets produced.

A new company called Beta Fashion that just launched in the UK is taking a different approach. Designers can submit their work and it is then judged not only by the company’s pros but also the reader community on the site. Chosen pieces are then produced and sold.

We have been long trawling the street for a new trend — one that you can cannot simply ape by looking at a magazine. The studs, mega-heels and shoulders have all gotten a little, well, ho hum, as of late.

But finally that exciting feeling of a fashion rush came roaring back at last week’s launch of model cum photographer Ellen von Unwerth’s new book with Taschen, Fraulein, authored by the legendary Ingrid Sischy.

The book is not out until December, but we got a sneak preview last week at the Michael Hoppen Gallery, where a mob of well-wishers came by to congratulate the ever-smiling photographer.

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I didn’t expect everyone to be completely loving the collection. It is the same with everything I have done. I knew that people were going to target me. I am a target. I don’t know why I am, but I am, and I accept that. I just don’t pay attention to it.”—Lindsay Lohan to the Sunday Times. Really, Lindsay, you don’t know by now? C’mon.

photo courtesy WWDThis morning we have more details on the Olsen’s latest venture, a juniors line for JCPenney called Olsenboye. According to WWD, the collection will be available at 600 stores in February, but will make a limited debut online and in 50 key locations on November 6th.

Twitter, Facebook, and other social media tools will play a huge part in marketing the line to teens. And today there’s supposed to be an Olsenboye truck out around New York selling merch and handing out cupcakes and balloons. (Let us know if you spot it!)

The line will be sized from 0 to 15 and priced from $20-$50. Ashley says, “Olsenboye is an extension of the Dualstar brand and we feel this collaboration complements and strengthens our business portfolio, delivering trend-based fashion at affordable prices.”

We just wonder what Cintra Wilson will think.

UPDATE: We just heard the “treat truck” will be in Union Square today, Herald Square tomorrow, and Washington Square Park on Thursday.

I am a self-professed jean addict. My closet is literally 40% denim. And I like to think I’m pretty well-versed in all my brands, etc, etc. But this week I learned of one I’d not heard of before called Blue Notch. And it’s incredibly cool.

While they did indeed give me a pair in a dark wash boot-cut, I assure you my love was not bought. The stuff is really good. I literally wanted to wear the jeans out of the showroom.

The line is about a year old and designed by a husband and wife team—actually “Notch” part of the name is their initials, like NO+CH, which I find adorable. But back to the clothes, it’s seriously high-grade, crazy soft Japanese denim and actually comes from the same mill where Balenciaga and Chanel get theirs. But the prices are way more reasonable, with basic styles costing around $180.

This fall Alexander Wang’s website did a bit of a soft launch. Much like with everything else the designer does right now, the people wanted more. And come November 1st, they shall receive.

There will be way more e-commerce—so put a sticky note on your computer monitor if you want to get your hands on the latest batch of Rocco Mini Duffels or any of the resort shoes which we’ve got a little preview of. Also on the way is lots of web exclusive merchandise, T by Alexander Wang, and behind-the-scenes videos which are guaranteed to be fun given the lively Wang sensibility.

No guarantees on how long supplies will last but at least you’ve got another venue to go after all the Wang a girl, or boy, could want.

“My father…was not stingy but he hated unnecessary expense but clothes he saw as the exception—he was of a different generation—if you were well dressed, half of the job was done. So I was told, be well dressed and doors will open.” —Karl Lagerfeld tells i-D Magazine. He also mentions that he liked to change his clothes after his “siestas” as a child, which is pretty darn cute.

Let us count just five of the ways…

1. Your new retrospective book, Nick Knight, is phenomenally gorgeous. (The publisher sent us a copy but you can buy it starting on October 27th for $75, which is actually not a bad deal at all.)

2. Picking out which smattering of pictures to scan was incredibly hard but really fun. Thanks for making our morning so much better.

3. We forgot how much we truly died over that 2000 Dior campaign with a dirt-covered Angela Lindvall. Love, love, love.

4. You can do super high concept and impeccably simple equally well. What a gift.

5. SHOWstudio is totally badass and changing the industry in important and innovative ways.

Just keep doing what you’re doing. Thanks!

A few more of our favorite shots from the book after the jump. (UPDATE: We had to switch out a few of our scans due to some copyright issues…sorry!)

Don’t Cry For Her, Argentina: Claudia and Karl are tearing things up in Buenos Aires on the set of the Chanel Spring 2010 campaign shoot. Craft services is offering up “rich barbecue” though somehow we can’t see Karl chowing down on that. {Fashionologie}

Little Pink Houses: I’m from Indiana and we love all things Mellencamp. Especially supermodels who marry our favorite son and settle down in Bloomington. This video of Elaine Irwin Mellencamp just made me develop an even bigger girl crush. Also, it’s set to John’s music which always makes me smile. Hoosier Pride! {Modelinia}

Award Season: We didn’t even know there was a Harper’s Bazaar Cyprus. But there is and they just gave Jean-Charles de Castelbajac a Lifetime Achievement Award. {Fashion Insider}

Silver Screen Hamish: First he conquered the great outdoors and now Hollywood. Mr. Bowles has a cameo in Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2. What’s next…The Great White Way? {Page Six}

What London girl recently snared both the Gap and Uniqlo ad campaigns? Lily Donaldson? Tolula Adeyemi? Agyness Deyn? Nope. It’s Daisy de Villeneuve of the impressive fashion dynasty.

Her family is a huge part of London history—photographer dad Justin discovered Twiggy, mom Jan is a model and was a supe back in the 60’s, whilst sister Poppy is a photographer. Daisy herself is an illustrator extraordinaire and was handpicked by Uniqlo for the 2009 Fleece ad campaign and is the only Brit in the bunch.

We have been following Daisy’s work for a while now. She is responsible for that fantastic oyster card holder. (An oyster card is an essential here, it’s a Tube pass.) We also loved her housewares line for Topshop and the cosmetics bag she designed for Boots is a mainstay in our bathrooms. So when Uniqlo was looking for true creative originals to front their campaign, it wasn’t a huge surprise they turned to Daisy.

Has this week felt as long to you guys as it has to us? Seriously, Tuesday felt like it should have been the end of the week. But finally it’s Friday. We especially love Fridays when we get little treats like this one in our inboxes.

We’re pretty sureYoungest Indie might be Hedi Slimane’s biggest fan and in his honor has created a Play-Doh/Claymation rock video with the band members wearing pieces from Hedi’s work at Dior Homme.

Um, amazing. And so fun. Enjoy!

If the Olsens ever tire of wearing their own new sunglasses, we’re pretty sure they will love the ones soon to be available from Hogan, who are licensing eyewear for the first time.

Many of the women’s styles are oversized and retro and ever-so celebrity-friendly. The men’s put yet another spin on the aviator, which we’re not sure the world needs, but oh well.

I actually am surprised that Hogan hasn’t done glasses before now. They are all about the accessories after all. The line will range from $285-$375 and you can start getting your hands on them starting Monday.

1. Nicolas, are you sure you know what “fashion-forward” and “over-the-top” mean because they usually don’t come in the form of white jersey and (very Contempo Casual) gray trousers?

2. Also Nicolas, ever think that choosing a fabric (jersey) that you’ve never worked with before might not be the best idea for a challenge on Project Runway?

3. Logan, what happened to the oversized sweater with pockets situation you described to Tim? That did sound very Mary-Kate and very cute for that matter.

4. Nina, where is that serious tough love? These remaining designers really need a good kick in the pants from you.

5. While I agree that Carol Hannah’s dress was very pretty and that I, like Milla, could live in it, why did no one point out its real lack of a unique point-of-view? You could find that dress many places. And it was very Uli, no?

Basically what John Galliano brought to Dior’s fashion business in terms of genius, color, flair and all-around amazingness, Tyen has brought to the cosmetics side, as its Creative Director since 1980. Just check out those eyes in the picture and the rainbow shot after the jump. Simply incredible.

I’ve always been such a fan of the images created for the brand, and of course the products themselves. But I never new much about the man behind it all until I came upon a profile of Tyen in the latest issue of i-D.

In a nutshell, he obsessed over Vogue while growing up in Vietnam in the ’50s and 60s, moved to Paris at 17, and started doing makeup for the Paris Opera while he was attending Ecole des Beaux Arts. One opportunity led to another and now he’s been at Dior for 30 years.

I’ll let a few of his own quotes give you a taste of what makes him so fabulous after the jump.

Dear Fashionista,

So here I was just wandering through Soho doing my thing when I happened upon Natalia at the corner of Prince and Greene, snapping shots of herself with a digital camera.

Though I suppose that’s just an average Thursday afternoon in this neighborhood. If it’s not a fashion shoot, it’s Gossip Girl, right?

Anyway I thought you guys would enjoy them! Also, how amazing are those shoes????

xoxo,

A Supermodel-Spotting Reader

Grace Coddington’s going to be at Clic Gallery next week to sign copies of her book Catwalk Cats.

The book, which features a Sally Singer penned introduction, came out a few years ago and I remember walking by the Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker, just weeks after moving here, and catching a glimpse of Grace’s hair through the window at its launch party. I was in awe that just a window separated me from Grace Coddington.

The book hasn’t gone anywhere, but Thursday’s signing is for charity - and fun. A portion of the book’s proceeds will go toward the Animal Rescue Fund (Grace is, after all, a huge cat lover).

You can pre-order the book at 212.966.2766 and the event starts at 7pm at 255 Centre Street.

Shop Talk: If the credit card machine arrives in time, Philip Crangi’s first store just might open this weekend in the Meatpacking. Shopping for some new jewelry and lunching at Pastis sounds like a pretty perfect Saturday to us. {StyleFile}

Triangulations: When we first read about this Alex von Furstenberg/Ali Kay/Reggie Miller situation over the summer, we didn’t know quite what to think, other than random and huh? Now, it’s gotten even stranger. We can’t imagine DvF is pleased about this at all. {Page Six}

TV on TV: In reality television news, Teen Vogue might be making its way back to the small screen but in what capacity, we’re not sure. Ah, remember the good old Lisa Love days on The Hills? {Fashionologie via Jazzi McG}

Across the Pond: Much like soccer, Cheryl Cole has never really caught on here in the States. But boy do those Brits loooove her. Will she ever become a crossover hit? {Vogue UK}

“It’s really belittling of the customer to think that anyone from a different price bracket deserves anything less.” —Stella McCartney on her cute designs for Gap Kids in the New York Times. We know what our friends’ little ones are getting for Christmas and Hanukkah this year.

Sometimes, I miss fashion trivia.

Like for this, I’d ask you which almost super-model whose face you know like the back of your hand starred in a late 90’s movie with people like Adrien Brody, the Chief from Grey’s Anatomy (and Alex) and the guy who dressed up as Will Shakespeare in Ten Things I Hate About You.

It’s the only movie she’s ever been in. In fact, she’s one of the few models to have had so much success and not acquired a slash. So in honor of the fact that it’s practically Friday, here’s Carolyn Murphy playing actress in Liberty Heights.

I’ve admitted this before on the site and I’ll stand by it now—I’m a huge Nicole Richie fan. I love her personal style, think House of Harlow jewelry is totally cute, and find her charming and funny whenever she does interviews.

Sure, her fame initially came about for no apparent reason and Rachel Zoe obviously had much to do with her style evolution years back, but I just can’t help but like her.

And I don’t hate how she’s working the news cycle right now. It’s actually pretty smart.Yesterday the world got a first viewing of her new son Sparrow on the cover of People, and today WWD gives us a glimpse of her new contemporary line, Winter Kate (daughter Harlow’s middle names.)

One of the most annoying things about fashion is working ahead of the seasons. It’s a major bummer when Spring/Summer is on the runway in a big, dramatic McQueen way, and there’s a wintry mix at home. Ugh.

But I have to say that the S/S Roxy presentation made me and many other editors very happy yesterday evening. If you like being bohemian with a bit of a ’90s spin to it, then you are in for a real treat with this collection. If not, there are still lots of pieces for you to love. The purses and shoes really had me going…until I saw some of the rompers and easy dresses. Holy Deadhead meets Cobain!

So, split seasonal sartorial personalities aside, I also highly recommend this location—Saturdays Surf NYC on Crosby— for good coffee and some advice on your new board. And cute boys.

See you there!

Giles Deacon’s illustrated the cover of Threads, a novel by Sophia Bennet.

The story, ‘a fashion fairytale’, was made for a teenage audience, but like so many books right now appears to have attracted quite the mature following.

Whether the readers are wearing Giles or not, who knows, but designer sketches never grow old since they do seem like a closer look into their creative mind than what you see on the runway. Sketches are their stream of consciousness, and though Giles’ illustrations for the book have probably been retouched and enhanced, it’s nothing like what happens to a dress from the mind to paper to runway to store.

Anyway, you can buy the book in UK stores, or check www.threadsthebook.com to get it stateside.

Editors swooned over J.Crew’s spring/summer collection at the company’s Astor Place headquarters yesterday.

Creative Director Jenna Lyons presented a slouchy, girly, heavily layered look. There were liberty print rompers (that won’t make it into stores, even though I’d buy five), camo jackets, sequined shorts and tanks, a bunch of grandpa cardigans and one great gown all paired with brogues and what looked like Kork-Ease wedges.

There were touches of neon everywhere (even more than for fall) and chunky jewelry layered atop itself on wrists and necks, including those Miriam Haskell pieces Lyons was so excited about.

Pants-less looks made more than one appearance, with plaid ruffled high-waisted bloomers and what looked like grey knit short, short shorts. And though the clothes were fantastic, it’s the brilliant styling that made everyone want to jump in and live in J.Crew world.

That and the pigs in a blanket they were passing around.

Joyce Culver, 92nd Street Y“Fashion advertisements are hateful,” said Isaac Mizrahi at tonight’s 92nd Street Y panel discussion on the future of fashion, “but they work.”

Glamour’s Editor-in-Chief Cindi Leive moderated the talk between The Washington Post’s Robin Givhan, Ashley Olsen and Isaac. The group discussed Michelle Obama, the economy, Ralph Lauren’s ad scandal, fast fashion and the fate of platform heels while Mary-Kate Olsen and Justin Bartha cheered from a few rows back.

Robin and Isaac spent the first ten minutes relishing the First Lady’s effect on the fashion industry. Robin heralded the example she’s setting “for women over thirty with busy careers and families who feel disenfranchised from fashion,” while Isaac finds her balance of mass and high fashion “so inspirational.”

Cindi asked the group why the fashion industry is so hated and Robin brilliantly responded that people have no problem condescending to fashion because it’s a women’s industry.

“No one ever says spending thousands of dollars on season tickets for football is a waste of money, but spending $5000 on a dress…” to which Isaac almost jumped out of his chair in agreement.

“Right on! Misogyny rears its ugly head again!”

I don’t want to speak for everyone here at Fashionista, but I for one just can’t have anything to do with the reincarnation of the fanny pack. I don’t care who makes it or how much it costs. Just no. That’s it for me. And don’t even get me started on the kitten heel.

This Refinery29 story let me traipse back in time without the anger rising up inside of me, thanks to their collection of another kind of pack. Backpacks, I still love you. And we spotted you on the Louis Vuitton runway too.

The ladies at Refinery may have outgrown the sportier models of youth, but I’m not totally opposed to going old school. In fact, I did a couple of years ago while on crutches for three months. That hunter green baby I still had from college was seriously convenient. Hands-free is not a bad way to live, when you’re not using the hands on crutches, that is. Though of course I’m also now drawn to the really expensive leather one from Society for Rational Dress. Sigh.

But more importantly, what about you? Backpacks, fanny packs, no packs?

We love Housing Works not only because you can always find the best stuff there, but because of all the good work they do.

Their sixth annual Fashion for Action charity event is coming up and they just announced the details. The event, which raises money for homeless and low-income New Yorkers living with HIV and AIDS, will be co-chaired by Derek Lam and sponsored by Essence magazine.

The four-day affair kicks off with an opening night benefit at the Rubin Museum of Art and continues with a huge public sample sale at the Housing Works Thrift Shop in Chelsea. Over 150 designers have donated $1 million worth of merchandise to be sold at 50-70 percent off retail prices. Hooray! A bunch of new names have been added to the list this year like Acne, Band of Outsiders, Bottega Veneta, Lanvin, and Karl Lagerfeld.

All the details about how you can take part after the jump!

If the Linda Evangelista images in November’s Art Issue of W left you wanting a little bit more, this is the video for you. Dramatic music plays in the background while Dennis Freedman gives insight into the socio-politically charged shoot photographed by Pierpaolo Ferrari, but conceptualized by artist Maurizio Cattelan.

I just love watching crews maneuver through urban streets with a supermodel in Lacroix or Oscar. Also, it makes you realize that these sorts of collaborations really only happen at W (at least in America) and it’s one of the reasons it would be devastating to ever lose the magazine, which for a while was a big fear in the industry.

Love live art meets fashion. And Linda E.

Every year, twice a year, Henri Bendel holds an “open-see” basically a big old open casting call, fashion and beauty style. If you’re looking for your big break (Anna Sui and Todd Oldham got theirs here), the next one is happening this Friday, October 23rd.

Just be prepared to wait in a long-ass line. The buyers will be seeing prospective designers starting at 9 am on a first come, first serve basis, and you must be in line by noon to have a shot.

They are currently looking for merchandise for Spring 2010 in all the categories offered up at the story—from cosmetics and fragrance to bags, belts, hair accessories, and jewelry. Even gift-y items are fair game but leave your men’s and women’s apparel and shoe designs at home.

For more info go here or call 212-904-7992.

Good luck and send us reports from the front lines!

“It’s their [designers] 15 minutes of fame: pure, self-indulgent theatre. How many girls were there this year in horns or neck braces with bare breasts? It wouldn’t matter if they didn’t take it all so seriously, but the fashion world is a dangerous, superficial and fickle place.” —Sir Paul Smith on his wish that fashion shows would die out completely, even knowing how disappointed many a designer would be.

Extreme Carine: Isabeli snags a French Vogue cover, shot by David Sims which we like very much. We also like coverlines that actually make us pay attention. How extreme will they go? Can’t wait to see. {Models.com}

Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Etc: Yesterday it was moustache tees. And today brings a shirt featuring another one of our favorite things, Big Macs. Thanks Traver Rains! {Nylon}

Product Overload: We’re so pumped to see Nine , unattractive Vogue cover notwithstanding. The ladies look so gorgeous in the trailer but we had no idea there was that much product on set. But when Rob Marshall says it’s “all about the hair” you gotta stock up on hairspray. {Allure}

Costume Season: We don’t mean the kind that comes with candy corn. Though these pieces of jewelry make us equally happy and decidedly less nauseous. {W}

On Friday, Diesel sent a handful of editors a party-in-a-box.

It had one pair of glow in the dark jeans, a glow stick, a whistle, a sugar-free Red Bull, Belvedere vodka, a black light and loads of confetti. Why? I wasn’t sure.

It turns out they’re throwing a party next Tuesday, October 27th. Though we can confirm it’s not in a box, it is in a secret location, with a secret special guest DJ and an open bar. They’re calling in Flash for Fun and there’s only one way in - with a bracelet.

How to get the bracelet?

This morning brings a boatload of news in the digital and iPhone application world. Gucci’s launched their free app which includes personal playlists from Frida and Mark Ronson, a feature where you can play DJ and mix your own beats, and of course lookbooks and news from the design house.

Every week seems to bring another designer entering the application marketplace, but props to Gucci for consulting with Mark Ronson to give theirs a bit more individuality. And, hey, it’s free.

What won’t be free is the application that Condé Nast is launching for GQ in mid-November for $2.99 on iTunes. WWD reports that it will be a fully-translated version of the magazine, and also offer up a wide range of new platforms and possibilities for advertisers. The technology that created it was actually developed in-house at Condé, will be used across other titles, and can be adapted for any sort of e-reader that comes along. (We’re assuming that means Barnes and Noble’s The Nook, which was unveiled yesterday and even has a fashion spin with designer covers by Kate Spade, Jack Spade, and Jonathan Adler.)

There was a time years back when many thought leggings were going to be a one season wonder. Well, that moment has come and gone and even most naysayers long ago embraced them. We’re actually really liking these dancer-like incarnations of mostly sheer, sometimes short, and always scrunched for Spring/Summer 2010—especially the sheer pinks and neutrals for a bit of light layering.

What about you? Are you game for another season or totally over them by now?

We thought the puppies at Mulberry’s SS10 presentation were just for show.

As if the collection wasn’t cute enough, a few of the models walked out with perfectly fat French bulldogs sending us into (almost) silent fits of giggles. But it turns out Mulberry really is launching a line of puppy clothes.

The shearling-lined coats come in buffalo plaid and a classic mulberry check for $140, both in-stores and online and then you can stuff your pup into your giant Bayswater. Kidding, please don’t do that.

Meanwhile, if you’re listening Ms. Hill, would you please make a people version of the coat? It’s the only fair solution if you’re going to make us wait this long for the Alexa.

John Galliano let slip that Karlie Kloss is his girl for Spring 2010.

She won’t front Galliano (whose ads never appear stateside), but Dior. The designer launched his eponymous “timepiece range” in Paris last night and told WWD he’d been very busy casting the spring campaign.

But really, how hard can it be to cast the girl who’s cast in everything?

This season, Karlie’s in ads for Chloé, Uniqlo, Marc Jacobs’ Lola, Lacoste, Pringle of Scotland and Sportmax. She’s also holding down editorials in almost every single magazine, including a grand total of four in this month’s Vogue alone. So Dior’s probably just the start of her spring rounds which makes one wonder a) when she goes to school and b) how it’s possible to be over a girl before she’s eighteen.

Two years ago we mentioned the making of a Gucci movie and wondered what, if any, role Tom Ford would play.

This was pre-Single Man and pre-soon-to-launch-womenswear and we relished the idea of seeing Tom Ford playing Gucci-era Tom Ford on screen. At the time, only Ridley Scott was attached to the project, but late last night Variety reported that Angelina Jolie’s ‘this close’ to signing on to the project.

She’d play Patrizia Reggiano, the matriarch who got twenty-nine years in jail for planning the assassination of her ex-husband, Maurizio Gucci. As of now, the movie’s plot will cover the 70’s and 80’s Gucci golden years, but they’re still looking for the perfect script, and thus the perfect writer. Ridley Scott’s also allegedly courting Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Mr. Gucci.

Though nothing’s nailed down, and everyone’s actually attached to other projects at the moment, Fox is making the movie a 2010 priority and hoping to start production early next year. Of course, what we really want to know is, who’ll do the costumes? Or even better, will we see the actual Gucci archives on screen?

We’ve had a few themes that seem to have organically emerged on the site today: Rock ‘n Roll (grunge included), photography, and now the moustache, thanks to a couple of Hamish references, Ruben Toledo’s work, and this t-shirt we just happened upon over atTopshop.

Random? A little. But also fairly culturally on trend. Kitschy? Definitely. Wearable? Totally. We’re planning to work it under our now ubiquitous blazers.

Also we just really, really like a moustache. When we see one, we smile. And sometimes write poetry. So there’s that too.

“Carlos, we all have to do our bit, however small. So if you love fashion, be proud of the fact and show people how it improves your life and self-esteem. Maybe they will then understand what it can do. Otherwise, maybe I just need to come to Omaha…”—Donatella Versace answering Carlos from Omaha’s question about how to interest people in fashion because it’s sorta taboo where he lives. Donatella, we would very much like to accompany you on a trip to Nebraska and record every single moment, just so you know.

We’ve been talking photography here at the office today thanks to the fact that I’m still a little weak in the knees about my Chuck Close moment.

Also, the LA Times has a really nice piece that traces the most influential people in modern fashion photography. Seriously if I had money to spend on art, a huge chunk of it would go to photography.

There would be Chuck Close (of course), as much David Bailey as I could get my hands on, and if I could ever afford to have Mario Testino shoot me looking a fraction as pretty as he has so many other girls, I would be self-involved enough to hang a picture of me in my apartment.

Rock-n-Shop is the latest pop-up shop to hit New York. But unlike others we’ve frequented, this one is adding live music to the mix.

The event is hosted by Openhouse Gallery and is designed to marry music with fashion, while focusing on the current rocker-chic trend. It will showcase twenty-five different apparel and accessory brands, as well as live performances by six indie rock bands.

The event will give designers and their brands the opportunity to create their own rock-meets-fashion, mini shop-in-shop by giving each 150 square feet of space in the gallery. During the three days bands and artists will “pop-up” to perform.

And when you’re done shopping and listening, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to VH1 Save The Music.

More details after the jump!

Ed note: We know the picture doesn’t really have anything to do with the event, but Kate and Jamie are kinda the epitome of rock-meets-fashion, right?

Confession: I haven’t read a full article in American Vogue in a very, very long time.

This weekend, I stopped in the street - seriously - to read Hamish Bowles’ story about three days spent in Utah’s desert. It feels like almost every issue of Vogue has a green bent at this point, and for November, a handful of writers scattered around the country, or the five boroughs in Sally Singer’s case, to explore nature.

Hamish enrolled in an adventure course at the Boulder Outdoor Survivor School in Southern Utah, headed to Paragon Sports to pick through “synthetic balaclavas” and “a brace of cotton bandanas in lilac and purple” which “promised a style continuum with [his] urban world,” before Anna subtly demanded, “You can do it.”

Then off he went to scale baby mountains, wade through rivers, sleep in tents and eat bear poop (sort of) without even the comfort of his Barbour jacket. The piece is so brilliantly written that even if you’ve given up on Anna’s Vogue, you must read it. (Which, I’ve just learned, you can do here; but for Condé’s sake, it’d be nice to buy it!)

First, thanks to all of you who responded to our salary survey request. We were so excited to hear from so many of you. And we hope to hear from even more going forward so we can keep bringing you different bits of info that you can use.

Here are just a few of the things we’ve learned so far:

—People just out of school in Montreal are faring way better than those in similar positions here in New York. We heard from assistants to designers, buyers, and marketers making anywhere from $36,000-$56,000. A similar position in NYC seems to be going for $30,000 or under.

Add A Slash: As in model/actress. Next up is Agyness who’s shooting a short film with the guy who plays the ADA on Law & Order. Also we now have “Celebrity Skin” running through our heads, which is not a bad thing at all. {Page Six}

Is Adidas the New Target: They’ve had Jeremy Scott and Stella McCartney, but now they’re onto British brand PPQ. Here’s your first look at their stripe-y, Catwoman-y collection. {Nylon}

Rita Hayworth Gave Good Face: Lindsay Lohan does not. God love (or hate) the Daily Mail for pointing out what we also witnessed last night, some seriously weird expressions that did nothing but age the girl in a major way. {Daily Mail}

The rumor that Jean Paul Gaultier was next up for Target’s Designer Collaboration spread like wildfire just a month ago.

But now it’s true and everyone can rejoice and jump for joy like we did upon waking up this morning.

He’s the third designer after Alexander McQueen and Anna Sui to participate in this series, which shouldn’t be confused with Go! International (even though it’s much more international). Contributing to the series demands a muse, and Gaultier’s chosen the American woman, and America’s pop culture, as his.

We’ve developed a very particular cycle of excitement regarding designer collaborations. First, we’re excited to hear their names in an affordable sentence. Then we worry about how their runway brilliance will translate into prices ending with $.99. And then finally, we’re thrilled they’ve accepted the challenge and look forward to what they’ll make when stripped of financial freedom.

The best part is, we’ve done it so many times we skip straight to part three. Gaultier’s collection will be in Target stores from March 7th to April 11th. No word yet on Manhattan’s usual pop-up.

We almost forgot about fall given the SS10 hysteria.

Now that it’s freezing outside, we’re digging to the bottom of our closets to find the ball of tights that gets us through every winter, but plain black tights are significantly less satisfying than usual.

For FW09 designers showed a range of patterned and embellished tights that left us longing for something more exciting. From Marc Jacobs 80’s neon paisley to McQueen’s optical houndstooth, tights stopped being just something to keep warm, and started being a crucial accessory with which to liven your outfit.

Wouldn’t you rather brighten your fall wardrobe with some sparkle tights a la Anna Sui or some bejeweled Miu Mius? And if you still feel for black, try the sheer dotted tights seen at Balenciaga, which are perfect for adding a detail to a simple outfit.

We say ditch the black tights and start walking in technicolor!

If you see anyone from Condé Nast today, make sure and give them a hug, or at least a pat on the back.

It feels like the publishing house, home to Vogue, W, Glamour, Vanity Fair, Lucky, has been suffering through layoffs and cutbacks for ages. Two weeks ago they cut dozens of employees on the business side, but this week, they’ve begun their editorial liquidation.

Yesterday came word they let almost twelve Glamour editors go including Deputy Editors Ellen Seidman and Maryellen Gordon, both of whom been with the magazine for over ten years. Today, WWD announces that both Executive Fashion Editor Candy Pratts Price and Contributor Laird Borrelli-Persson will leave Style.com.

We had to read the sentence about four times to really believe it. Candy, who got her start at Vogue in the 80’s, is the kind of the core of Style.com. When her contract’s up in 2010 we’ll be out daily doses of her creative humor, CandyCasts and brilliant eye. WWD mentions that she’ll devote more time to Vogue, but given the state of things that might not be the best backup plan.

We’re not big on envy, but we can’t help but feel a touch toward Ruben Toledo.

He’s not just married to his high-school sweetheart who happens to be fashion icon Isabel Toledo, he also has talent by the bucketfuls.

Ever since his eerie, disproportionate ads for Nordstrom, we’ve been jealous of his creepy, kitschy illustration style. Not to mention, he’s the proud owner of one of the most memorable moustaches since Salvador Dali - or Hamish - and for that we’re twice as envious.

So lucky for us, he’s speaking on October 29 at FIT. He’ll talk about art and fashion and also about his wife Isabel and how her influence affects his work and why he thinks “collaboration is the name of the game.”

So last night, Versace and the Whitney threw a very fancy party. There was a dinner where people like Donatella (of course), Shakira, Gerard Butler, and other patrons of the arts got together upstairs at the museum.

There was also a downstairs party where they all made their way afterward. I got the chance to see the beginnings of this charity endeavor with Donatella back in July, and it was so nice to see the children’s art displayed on actual handbags that will be sold to raise money for the Starlight Children’s Foundation and the One Foundation.

Not for nothing, they created a graffiti wall where everyone could draw and have fun. So of course someone went for “balloon boy” and started sketching a CNN screen grab of America’s latest reality travesty. Oy, America. But that’s a discussion for another blog on another day…

And of course, the usual fashion crowd was out in full effect—Alexa, Leigh, Peter, Hana, Fabiola, Alexandra, Amanda—but there was really only one star in the room—Chuck Close.

Please, please tell us this is not true. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz in Vogue? No. Just no. There is so much talent in young Hollywood that Vogue has yet to include. On the plus side, Abby has definitively decided she will be dressing as Ash (already a front-runner) for her “Dress as Your Most Loathed Celebrity”-themed Halloween/Birthday party.

Much like New York’s Garment District, France’s industry of specialized artisans is in trouble. And even the prime minister is getting involved, according to the Wall Street Journal.

One major topic of discussion is expected to be rules on labeling, as in making sure it is known exactly where a garment is produced and if it has artisanal nature—which sounds very much like a high end version of the old “Made in the USA” campaign. Because outsourcing and the simple decline in orders for luxury goods is leaving many of the “petites mains” who helped build France’s fashion influence out of work. This also leads to problems when trying to train a new generation.

Raise your hand if you think Gisele is gorgeous. How about Adriana Lima, the Fernandas and Madonna’s Jesus? Yeah, we pretty much agree that Brazil has bestowed upon us some of the world’s most beautiful people.

So when a friend emailed us this link this morning, we found the recent study cited rather curious. According to this, Brazilians and Americans view physical beauty differently. Researchers pointed to feature position and culture as the culprit in this varying POV. Interesting, as of course cultural differences have always played a part in views on beauty.

But how does that explain the global unanimity on the aforementioned beautiful ones? Our guess: Fashion and all its trappings is its own very stand-alone culture. Just refer back to that quote of the day from this morning.

What are you doing this Thursday? How about heading down to Bleecker Street? Alexis Bittar will be hosting a little fundraiser packed with champagne, chocolates and shopping! Only, a few of our favorite things.

And if you spend $150 or more, you receive a free pink Lucite bangle bracelet. Nothing better than a charitable evening to get you through the work week, right?

I’m still obsessed with the Alexander Wang corset dress from his pre-fall collection - the one that’s made the rounds from Rihanna to Julia Restoin-Roitfeld, and sold out almost as quickly as the Coco Duffel.

So is Bebe. They’ve created an exact copy of the dress for their upcoming Holiday line.

I spotted this impostor as soon as I opened my November issue of Elle. My heart broke a little bit when I saw this ad sprawled across two whole pages. I know I shouldn’t be surprised, since Bebe’s garnered quite the reputation for their ‘designer-inspired’ clothing, but there is nothing “inspired” about this.

Business of Fashion has just provided you with a very high fashion way to spend your afternoon by compiling the top 10 fashion films of the season. And they don’t mean The September Issue.

This season more than any, designers used film to show off their craft. The list will surely include a few you missed that you’ve been meaning to watch, like the Guy Bourdin one above. BoF’s Imran Amed called it “one of the most moving displays of fashion imagery I have seen.” And we agree. Or you can always watch the McQueen show again.

Happy viewing!

Smile & Nod: Erin Wasson might like grunge, but prep pays the bills. She’s all smiles in J.Crew’s fall catalog. {J.Crew}

Word Up: A collection of fantastic quotes from Tom Ford, including his senate ambitions, his tailored Fruit of the Loom and the difference between a Gucci and a YSL woman. {Guardian}

Oh Boy: Penn Badgley tells Cosmo that he likes his women to dress “simply”. You know, like in “plunging v-necks” and “thigh high boots”. Sweater dresses are good, too. This editorial, however, is creepy. {Cosmopolitan}

Designer Facebook: Gucci’s launched their own social networking site, Eyeweb, to promote their new sunglasses; Frida Giannini even makes a cameo in one slideshow. There are only two models for now, but more to come, and more colors, for spring. {Grazia}

Bananas for Anna: We’ve had a crush on Anna Friel since Pushing Daisies, now she’s playing Eliza Doolittle in London’s West End. Here, some of her best looks. {ElleUK}

Paris withdrawal has officially set in. So we find ourselves looking for things that take us back there. We’ve always been big fans of Bourjois’ little round pots of eyeshadow, in no small part because they remind us of one of our other French favorites, treats from Ladurée.

But the photos that just entered our inbox of the new Rendez-Vous A Paris collection are especially mouth-watering thanks to a collaboration with artist and illustrator, Nathalie Lete. The covers depict scenes from the City of Light and look totally chic, and not cartoonish at all. We haven’t had a chance to play with all the colors yet but already we have our eyes on the purply-black shimmer and the pale rose.

Though much like a macaron, we doubt we’ll be able to settle for just one. The collection is only available at Ulta and it’s limited edition so don’t procrastinate.

Also, we’ve just realized that we’re very hungry, thanks to all these food-centric posts this morning. Must get lunch soon!

“The fatter the general population, the thinner the idealized woman. And for all the public posturing and blogging, the only force that stopped people from buying clothes and magazines was the souring economy, not righteous indignation over skinny models. Fashion doesn’t just reject the overweight and the obese. It also gives the average a hard time, too; it makes them worry about every cookie eaten at the end of a meal or every exercise commitment that goes unmet. Fashion is a purveyor of status. It is a badge of honor for having outrun, outfasted saddlebags — unless they are floral-printed and made by Dolce & Gabbana. Those who can indulge in fashion feel their prize is that much more valuable.” —Robin Givhan in an article on why it shouldn’t be surprising that thin is still in in the fashion industry.

If you (or some boy you know) has ever dreamed of having a Victoria’s Secret Angel whip you up a delicious hamburger, well then today is your day.

Right this very moment and until 2 pm, model Selita Ebanks is cooking for charity (and we presume the next season of