1. Nina, can you hear me?
2. Lifetime, you’re kidding about those “most talked about season” commercials, yes?
3. As far as bridal challenges go, could you have picked a worse week editorially? Nope!
4. The rest of you also thought Tamara was going to be a bigger bitch, right?
5. Would Anja have totally killed in Gordana’s dress? Of course. Sorry for the rhetorical.
6. MK, did you just bring up Cher? Yep, you did. Thank you for balancing out the bad and the Nina-less with a little bit of diva – even if it wasn’t your pithiest moment.
7. Logan, please tell me you’re mocking us with those pants? Because, wow, those were bad. Way, way bad.
8. Who knew Oktoberfest could be a designer’s worst nightmare?
9. Has Christopher ever seen what the Mulleavys can do with metalllic mini-dresses?
10. Sweet lord, how long is it going to take for the other contestants to realize that standing up for yourself is good? Well played, Shirin. On an unrelated note, all single contestants should sign up Mr. Kors as your dating coach.