Ashley Olsen’s photoshoot at the Ace Hotel today was for:
a) The Row. Because if anyone makes you want to drop $400 on sunglasses, it’s an Olsen.
b) A magazine. In which case let’s guess, Vogue? Probably not. Elle? Wasn’t she in there recently? Let’s go nuts and hope it’s for Lula.
c) New movie promotion? Wait a minute, we just checked her IMDB profile and she hasn’t been in a single film, movie or commercial anything since 2004′s A New York Minute.
d) So scratch film and back to fashion, what are we missing?