“In America the public pronounces my name in like a million different ways. So Jennifer called me, and she was like, ‘Listen, I want to make sure that I get it right.’ And she did…from the very first time! I know the song by heart now. Because the brilliant part of the single is that it’s not about me. It’s about a girl and her shoe. When something is so in mass culture and you have almost nothing to do with it, it’s kind of cool. It’s weird but not disagreeable.” –A flattered Christian Louboutin on the Jennifer Lopez song that bears his name. She says it 45 times…he’s counted. We love a good pop song as much as anybody, but this one just isn’t working for us.