Kate Moss will dance a ballet with Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Apparently, the model/designer/video star/mom/prima ballerina will fly to New York next week to start training. (After all, ballet's a bit more demanding than the dancing she did for the White Stripes video at left.)
The ballet won't be performed live--which is probably a good thing given Kate's treatment of her body and Baryshnikov's age--but filmed in Marseilles this summer. Ideally, the short film will premiere for charity and then live on in an art gallery.
Michael Clark's choreographing the piece, and though we thought this whole thing was a joke, it's not. We do, however, hope that the Daily Mail was joking when they reported that the working title of the film is Baryshnimoss