Giles Deacon had lunch in Paris with a table full of Ungaro executives, including owner Asim Abdullah.

They ate at Le Relais Plaza on Friday afternoon, and we can only imagine how difficult it was for Abdullah to explain why they hired Lindsay Lohan in the first place and why Giles should ditch his own beloved label in favor of the disastrous house of Ungaro. Unless of course he gets to keep his own line, too.

Imagine the things Giles could do with Ungaro’s seemingly bottomless budget?

He could send burlap sacks down the runway and it’d be perfection compared to this past year’s collections. He could design genius bags, and actually produce them. Even heart-shaped pasties might look good in his hands.