To whom this may concern,
I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It’s a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ ” Crack Is Wack” section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending.
I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client.
The publicist who forwarded it on noted, “I just thought it was classy of her to name it “BACKtacular” instead of “CRACKtacular”. Somewhere, deep inside her core, she has SOME sense of decorum.”
We’ve checked out her site—you can purchase your own Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield for just $14.99—and it appears to be real. We’ve left out the picture of Jennifer Garner’s bottom that Kimberly was kind enough to include, but here’s a better look at the gluteal shields.