“I always assumed Jude Law and Hugh Jackman had infinitely more wattage than me, but clearly I have to reevaluate. It hasn’t changed me at all, but I am going to have my office lined in a leopard carpet and wear a smoking jacket and ascot to work.” –Simon Doonan reacting to the news that bids to have lunch with him are up to $60,000, while a date with Jude Law’s going for about $1,000.