We Take a Closer Look at Twilight Merch. It's Not Pretty.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premieres Wednesday, and you can expect droves of Twihards to rush the theaters. In honor of the third installment's rele
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premieres Wednesday, and you can expect droves of Twihards to rush the theaters. In honor of the third installment's rele
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premieres Wednesday, and you can expect droves of Twihards to rush the theaters.

In honor of the third installment's release we put together a short list of our favorite, creepiest, most over-the-top Twi-merch. Brace yourselves....

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1. Bella's Genuine Engagement Ring, $1,979 InfiniteJewelryCo.com

Yes, this ring has received a lot of press, but since Stephanie Meyer herself co-designed it, it can't be omitted. "Experience your romance with Edward Cullen in a whole new way when you slip on Bella's Engagement Ring!" the site exclaims. That makes us feel weird. Also? It's so not cute. Sorry Bella!

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2. Hello Kitty Dazzle, ScreenPrint tee with glitter, $22 Welovefine.com

We love this one because not only does it read, "I Love Boys Who Sparkle" (which is hilarious), it also features Hello Kitty as a vampire. Because when you think Robert Pattinson your next thought is Hello Kitty, right? He'd make an adorably sulky Sanrio character.

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3. Twilight Eclipse Cullen Crest Velvet Necklace, $20 HotTopic.com

We hope this means velvet chokers are making a come back.

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4. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse for BP. 'Edward' Life Size Cutout, $33 Nordstrom.com

Nordstrom carries an entire line of apparel for their juniors brand--Brass Plum--called "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse for BP." While the line features the predictable burnout tees that read "Team Jacob" or "Camp Cullen" or "I Heart Edward," we were most impressed by the life-size "Edward" cut-out (they carry cut-outs of Bella, Jacob and Alice too). It's just the thing to take your Twilight devotion to the next level.

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5. The Vamp, $39.99 Tantusinc.com

We saved the best for last. Now that you've got an engagement ring from Edward, you can totally pretend do him with the "Vamp" dildo. It sparkles in the sunlight JUST LIKE HIM. And, the site brags, "The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience." No words.