2. Hello Kitty Dazzle, ScreenPrint tee with glitter, $22
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We love this one because not only does it read, “I Love Boys Who Sparkle” (which is hilarious), it also features Hello Kitty as a vampire. Because when you think Robert Pattinson your next thought is Hello Kitty, right? He’d make an adorably sulky Sanrio character.