5. The Vamp, $39.99
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We saved the best for last. Now that you’ve got an engagement ring from Edward, you can totally pretend do him with the “Vamp” dildo. It sparkles in the sunlight JUST LIKE HIM. And, the site brags, “The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” No words.


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Comments [13]

That dildo looks too big to be Edward Cullens haha but absolutely hilarious/disturbing

“twilight for bp” made me look to see if the product was covered in oil

This is ridiculously entertaining. Ohh, Twilight… But, surely, this belongs on the list? At least top 10? http://www.etsy.com/shop/manllow

Man that last one was HILARIOUS!!!

this is ridiculous…r u serious? twilight dildo and underwear? how disturbed do you have to be to want to have either? i'm all for expression but this such a waste of resources and straight retarded…

My kids' friends' mom has not one but TWO cutouts of rpattz in her living room. Just all kinds of wrong.

That ring is hideous

I defenetly wouldn't wear those panties,but the hello kitty t-shirt is really cute….nevermind…I don't like twilight

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the panties are hot. why don't you all get off the high horse of frigidness, and see edward for the sex symbol he truly is?

Shall I say CRAZY. Though I guess that's how business works… Edward Cullen = A million screaming tweens. :>

GOLDEN FUNAMBLE

That was surreal, bizarre, fantastic and slightly disturbing all at once…