5. The Vamp, $39.99
Tantusinc.com

We saved the best for last. Now that you’ve got an engagement ring from Edward, you can totally pretend do him with the “Vamp” dildo. It sparkles in the sunlight JUST LIKE HIM. And, the site brags, “The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” No words.