By Leah Chernikoff Monday, Jun 28, 2010 / 5:45 PM

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5. The Vamp, $39.99
Tantusinc.com

We saved the best for last. Now that you’ve got an engagement ring from Edward, you can totally pretend do him with the “Vamp” dildo. It sparkles in the sunlight JUST LIKE HIM. And, the site brags, “The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” No words.

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Comments [13]

Lola says:

@ 10:35 PM / 28 Jun 2010

That dildo looks too big to be Edward Cullens haha but absolutely hilarious/disturbing

rachel gilman says:

@ 10:43 PM / 28 Jun 2010

“twilight for bp” made me look to see if the product was covered in oil

Lauren Sherman says:

@ 10:44 PM / 28 Jun 2010

hahahaah

rachel gilman says:

@ 10:47 PM / 28 Jun 2010

but on a serious note, look at this:
http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/product/HWX/…

Guest says:

@ 12:19 AM / 29 Jun 2010

This is ridiculously entertaining. Ohh, Twilight… But, surely, this belongs on the list? At least top 10? http://www.etsy.com/shop/manllow

guest says:

@ 12:40 AM / 29 Jun 2010

Man that last one was HILARIOUS!!!

ufatrose says:

@ 12:58 AM / 29 Jun 2010

this is ridiculous…r u serious? twilight dildo and underwear? how disturbed do you have to be to want to have either? i'm all for expression but this such a waste of resources and straight retarded…