Berlin Fashion Week always makes us giggle because we free associate "Berlin Fashion Week" with "Sprockets," Mike Myers' hilarious West German talk show skit on SNL during the early '90s. This is not to say that Berlin Fashion Week doesn't turn out some inspired designs.
But we thought it would be funny to let Dieter, host of "Sprockets," comment on some of the more severe looks from Berlin's RTW Spring 2011 Fashion Week.
Go ahead, touch my monkey!
"Brilliant. Truly disturbing."
"Now I am as happy as a little girl!"
"Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?"
"I'm so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity."
"You may know him as the wacky neighbor from Munich TV's hit comedy 'Who are you to accuse me?'"
"You are beautiful and angular. If you were a gas you'd be inert."
"His agony was gorgeous. I need to be slapped."
"How do you answer the rumors that you are a sily bitch?!"
"You are a running sore. Running from yourself, yet your scab heals us all."
"I feel emotionally obliterated."
"You have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now."