Cathy Horyn Takes Down Snooki: Snooki, the Jersey Shore’s breakout star, is a polarizing (mini) figure. Cathy Horyn, who penned the piece, is not a fan. Harshest digs include: “Snooki is not conventionally attractive…She is busty and short-waisted with small legs; sort of like a turnip turned on its tip,” and “trying to hold a conversation with Snooki is a little like getting down on your hands and knees with a child.” What did Snooki ever do to you Cathy? {NY Times}

Candles Out, Lights On at Lanvin: Shoppers won’t have to browse through Alber Elbaz’s creations by candlelight anymore. All 6,875 square feet of Lanvin’s new flagship Madison Ave. store has electricity now. {Style.com}

Paris Hilton Makes Another Really Bad (and Offensive) Decision: Paris was snapped mid “heil” over the weekend in St. Tropez wearing a red military-ish hat. Not cute, Paris. {Daily Mail}

Marc and Lorenzo Split: Lorenzo Martone confirmed his split with Marc Jacobs over twitter on Friday. {LorenzoMartone Twitter}

Nuclear Physics and Necklaces: Arielle de Pinto makes jewelry with the help of an MIT-trained nuclear physicist. {Daily Candy NY}

If You Just Wanna Have Fun: To benefit her True Colors Fund, Cyndi Lauper is auctioning off a one-hour “styling/shopping experience.” The winner will also get $500 at (big surprise!) Betsey Johnson. {Charity Buzz}