3. Fire on the bed.
Okay, so maybe that’s not what’s actually happening here, but it sure looks that way based on the brightness of whatever’s on her comforter, and the fact that the photo is impossibly blurry. I can make out…the shoes. That’s it. I understand that it’s difficult to find time to get every photo just right when you’re bent on documenting every crazy facet of your life, but please, must we take these pictures on a camera phone?