Justin “Justin Bobby” Brescia
The motorcycle-riding model has gone from hobo-chic to slickster to the dude who hides in a hooded sweater in the middle of a crowded nightclub. He has “Brescia” written on his left bicep (A look he learned from Brody?), and his intriguing forearm tattoo of a pair of scissors suggests a sort of Levi’s-does-”O Pioneers” itinerant hipster aesthetic. Or maybe it’s just because he cuts hair. Then there’s the word “Italia” on his stomach, which looks like something that would be painted on the hood of Snooki’s Honda. Nice try, JB, but grunge and guido don’t mix. Verdict: F (Aggravated assault against abs.)