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“Knicker Stickers,” Rubber “Flying Pasties,” “Booty Pop” Underwear And Other Lady Products We Can’t Believe Exist
By EMILY BIHL AND LEAH CHERNIKOFF
The Arm Girdle
If your arms are flabby and you don’t understand how matter works, this just may be the product for you. Just place your arms inside these stretchy tubes (available in several designer colors) and the fat is sucked away into a parallel universe via a black hole. Just kidding! The fat’s still there, except now it’s gushing out around the edges of your arm girdle and you’re uncomfortable. Much better, no? No. Also, what happens when you want to wear something that doesn’t have long sleeves?
Tags: Bumpit, pasties, Subtle Butt, Swarovski
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I'll be honest: I'm really not into wearing stickers on any awkward part of my body. Is that not normal?
I'm seeing a huge market for the Flying Pasties among Muslim and conservative Christian women.
Women are not supposed human beings.
ouchy pulling off the crotch sticker
“thongs that didn’t get 100% clean in your non-bleach laundry.” -if this is the case, then how do those caturday cats say it? ur doin it wrong
that is just how they say it. monorail cat disapproves.
ceiling cat says “bullshit!” on that marketing pitch of theirs…
I think you stick it to the clothing side lady!
Can someone please add vajazzling to this list? Where you decorate your parts with swarovski crystals? Who comes up with this?! Please keep in mind its marketed as sparkle like a disco ball….um no thanks
oh but you missed the most disturbing thing I have heard maybe ever… and heard it on NPR no less: bride diapers!!!!!
you guys crack me up — (no pun intended).
lols i just had thoughts of accidents
please explain
totally
we did! see slide 7 :)
Rachel gilman, I saw an article on those bridal diapers! Apparently they really do exist. The whole thing behind it is that when the brides are all dressed up it can be hard to go without a huge fuss. But still, I thought that's what bridesmaids were for? lol I helped my friend at prom.