So it’s not 27 Rue de Fleurus, but this fall 79 Greene St. will be hosting a series of intimate salons, inspired by cultural gatherings like the ones Gertrude Stein hosted at that famous address.

Kiki de Montparnasse’s SoHo store will host four salons lead by the mysterious “Domina K” to school attendees in the art of love: partner play (open to couples), celebrating the sensual self (women only), the art of seduction (men only), and bedroom games (couples).

Guests will learn “sensual techniques,” learn about different “instruments of pleasure,” and “explore fantasies with joy and abandon,” while sipping on champagne and eating from a buffet of aphrodisiacs.

So if you’re looking to jump start your love life, try the salon. You might not see Picasso there but it still sounds like a good time. Each salon costs $65. Click here to RSVP.