1. Have Rachel and Rodger done Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe” yet? I think it’s time for some karaoke. Right, babe?
2. Is Rodger going to have more of a presence this season? He’s usually perfectly coiffed arm candy next to Zoe as she “literally dies” over everything but so far he’s kicking ass and taking names. Yay Rodger.
3. Hey Brad, do you actually know what happened with Taylor? No, you don’t. Because Rachel said that “you don’t actually even know what happened.” A lot of times.
4. Do you miss Taylor already too? Watching that clip where she said she would rather “shoot herself” than be at the Oscars and that just talking about the Oscars made her want to “slit her wrists” made us want her back a little.
5. Why couldn’t Team Zoe find any applicants to fill Taylor’s spot who had more than a year of experience?
6. Will Brad-isms rival Zoe-isms this season? With “ruffle-upagus” and “coo coo bird” he’s off to a good start.
7. We’ll let Brad take number seven: “Can you sit on a giraffe?”
8. What’s with all the white bathrobes Rachel? It’s like she’s always in a fancy hotel.
9. Did you forget how much of a badass Demi Moore is? We did. G.I.Jane came out in 1997. We were way impressed by how cool and un-diva she was on set: She happily let that mouse crawl along her cleavage and in her hair, and climbed a spiral staircase in the McQueen armadillo shoes to feed a feisty giraffe. Props Demi.
10. Triple platform stiletto boots to the beach? Having to stand on a little plank of wood in the sand? We missed you Rachel.