It's debatable whether or not Linsday Lohan's boobs are actually fake. But if they are indeed artificial, our sister site Above The Law suggests that breast implants are a catalyst to worse behavior. Specifically drug and alcohol abuse. They offer up other fake-boobed boozers as evidence, including Miss USA 2009 Carrie Prejean, Teresa Giudice, and the ultimate implantee-gone-bad, Tara Reid.
Could Kate Hudson be next?!