1) How much did the reunion segment make you miss Casanova and Peach? I’m so excited for Peach that she has a gay following. That’s a sure sign that you’re awesome.
2) Who wants to try gold metallic cat eyes after watching Collier Strong make up Mondo’s girls?
3) Was Andy’s putty-colored bathing suit as disturbing as Tim said? Ugly maybe, but I wasn’t necessarily disturbed by it.
4) When is Jessica Simpson going to get a proper stylist? The girl is stunning, but that whole ensemble was a tragedy, from hair to shoes. It looked even worse on TV than when I saw it live during NYFW. That’s all I’m going to say.
5) Did you like Gretchen’s palette? I really hated it. But I’m biased against earth tones in general. Oh, and I’m biased against Gretchen, too.
7) Who smiled while watching Mondo’s collection walk? No one does high-waisted patterned “crazy” pants like this man. But…would you wear them?
8) Now Nina’s saying the clothes are too young? What the hell is the ideal perfect age? All season everything was deemed too old.
9) Ooh, how juicy was the judges’ deliberation? Michael was getting downright loud at Heidi.
10) Can someone please wake me up when Mondo is the winner? I know, I know. I heard all of Michael’s arguments. It makes sense. But I’m still ticked off.
11) Extra bonus question: What on earth am I going to do on Thursday nights now?