Yes, it’s that time of year again. You can now officially start your holiday shopping. The somewhat anachronistic yet always entertaining Neiman Marcus
Tweezerman Crystal Tweezers, $100. At $20 for a basic model, Tweezerman produces some of the most expensive tweezers out there. Yet $100 for the blinged out version here seems almost ridiculously cheap. I’ll take the pink.
Baby Quasar Red Laser Therapy, $399. This gadget, developed by NASA for “healing in space,” claims to stimulate collagen and reduce the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles, and pores. Will every household in America soon have a home laser?
Burberry Trench ($4,995) and Shearling Booties ($1,095). I have been a very good girl this year and am putting this whole look on my Christmas list, including the llama.
Jay Strongwater Jaguar Figurine, $5,500. Even your coffee table collectibles can be on-trend. But hurry! Onlly 350 are available.
Tory Burch Family Chariot Electric Tricycle, $4,500. When you get tired of pedaling around the Hamptons in this contraption, just flip a switch and a clean-energy electric system takes over.
Edible Gingerbread Playhouse by Dylan’s Candy Bar, $15,000. Consisting of 381 pounds of gingerbread, 517 pounds of icing, and thousands of individual candies, this is every kid’s dream house. And you can eat it!
MetroShip Luxury Houseboat, $250,000. Neiman is celebrating the 50th anniversary of its “His and Hers” gifts, and this is the golden anniversary offering. The houseboat features a Bang and Olufsen stereo system, a Nintendo Wii (romantic!), and a W Hotel bed. Take it for a spin on a pond near you.
Dale Chihuly Pool Scuplture Installation, $1.5 million. Is your pool too bland and common? Get a privately commissioned Chihuly installation. Duh.