1. Alexandria describes herself as “a positive artistic California girl.” I guess it could be just good editing that’s making Alexandria come off so badly, but doesn’t she sound delusional?
2. Is anyone else starting to feel really bad for Molly and that horrible horrible weave? Which is now giving her a rash? I am.
3. I know Sutan is not on ANTM because he’s killing it as Raja on RuPaul’s Drag Race (if you’re not watching it already you need to start) but could he come back? I miss him and don’t like new makeup artist guy Vincent as much.
4. Isn’t Monique a great director? A three-way kiss will surely tame Alexandria’s attitude (or make for some good TV). No but for real, she good.
5. Can we agree it is never OK to read someone’s diary? Ahem, Monique. Even if Alexandria is a major B it’s still wrong.
6. Can Murato the baby jaguar win ANTM? He is fieeeerce.
7. Who barks at a baby jaguar that is not a dog?
8. Tyra, implying that Jaclyn is getting herself off during her photo shoot? She would never!
9. Where have the Tyra-isms gone? I was worried they were on the wane and then Tyra uttered, “You need to grab onto the handle bars of fierceness and not let go,” and all was right in the ANTM universe once again.
10. And where were the Zoe-isms? Wish we got to hear more from the maybe-mommy-already Rachel Zoe as the guest judge.