Mary Louise Parker Longtime boyfriend Billy Crudup dumped Parker while she was seven months pregnant, but bounced back soon after delivery with a smokin’ bod and, um, buoyant assets. During her acceptance speech for winning Best Supporting Actress at the 2004 Golden Globes, she gave thanks to her newborn son, William Atticus Parker, for giving her amazing pregnancy boobs. Of course she then went on to earn the lust of every red-blooded male, and many females, to ever switch on Showtime, as the ultimate MILF on Weeds.