Were you wondering who on earth would wear Viktor and Rolf's fall collection? The collection that was worn by models who had their faces painted bright red (face paint that may or may not have sent Lindsey Wixson home with an allergic reaction)? Because it's obviously Lady Gaga. She wore one of Viktor and Rolf's leather jackets with starburst epaulet's on Letterman last night, a mask, some crazy eye makeup and very little else. "I only liked the jacket, so I decided that's all I would wear," Gaga explains to Dave when he asks, confusedly, "What are you wearing? I mean, what aren't you wearing?"
The hilarious interview continues from there. Gaga tries, unsuccessfully, to convince Dave he should wear only underpants. She get distracted by Dave's orange tie and pinstripes, tells him he's "actually quite fashionable" and asks, with a dramatic hand wave, "Does someone style you?" (Gaga knows about fashion and writes a column about it, see.) Turns out it's Sue and Natalie. Props are given to Sue and Natalie. Then Gaga eats paper.