The unstoppable Terry Richardson is at it again, this time via Mercedes-Benz. In his commercial for the car maker, Jessica Stam is either a spy making some kind of getaway attempt, or a thief with a vehicle fascination. Either way, she really, really likes this car. Enough to caress it like an extremely beautiful lover.

Also, props must be given for busting some serious moves in stilettos and a skin-tight micro-mini dress. Can you roll under a shutting garage door in club wear? Because I sure as hell can’t. The commercial has all the vamped sex appeal of a typical Richardson photo shoot, and though our car usage is limited here in the city, it’s difficult not to want to be Stam’s pedal-to-the-metal femme fatale. Oh, advertising. Sometimes, you really do work.