From crazy hoarders to coupon junkies, reality TV loves when people take things to the extreme. TLC has a show called My Strange Addiction, which airs on Sunday evenings at 10/9c. Yesterday’s episode featured Jazz, a woman who hasn’t cut her nails in 22 years. If you ever spent time ogling the Guinness Book of World Records and that guy with the weird long nails, then this clip is for you.

If your first questions are: How the hell does she text, peel a cucumber, and clean herself after using the bathroom, all is revealed here. (What is not revealed, however, is why she has the words “pork chop” printed on one of her nails.)

We hope she tips her manicurist well.