Invariably when you put hundreds of beauty products under one roof, there are going to be a few things that make you scratch your head and say, “Wha?” (Like the “hat head” to the left, which I think was just a demonstration of how well that company’s hair products work, not an endorsement of a new style. At least I hope not.)

While I saw a lot of amazing new things at Cosmoprof, I saw a lot of things that made me giggle. Three of the five things here have to do with hair. I don’t know what that says about the hair care industry, but hair is obviously an area of potential profit and also an area of neurosis for a lot of people, so entrepreneurs are constantly trying to exploit those things in the hopes that they’re inventing the new scrunchie. Or Bumpit. Or hair feathers.

Read on to see the beauty products that made me laugh.