Hilarious New Twitter Account Posts Gems Overheard in the Conde Nast Elevator: Here are the Top 10 Tweets

The Condé Nast building is a place of great mystery and power. It also has a legendary cafeteria, and the elevators are an infamous hive of activity and gossip. We have no idea why it took so long, but some genius started a Twitter account called @Conde Elevator to chronicle all the convos that take place in the storied elevators. We applaud the brave soul who started it and sincerely hope that s/he does not get canned. There are only 13 tweets on there so far, but it already deserves its own "Ten Best Tweets" list. So here they are, in no particular order:
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The Condé Nast building is a place of great mystery and power. It also has a legendary cafeteria, and the elevators are an infamous hive of activity and gossip. We have no idea why it took so long, but some genius started a Twitter account called @Conde Elevator to chronicle all the convos that take place in the storied elevators. We applaud the brave soul who started it and sincerely hope that s/he does not get canned. There are only 13 tweets on there so far, but it already deserves its own "Ten Best Tweets" list. So here they are, in no particular order:
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The Condé Nast building is a place of great mystery and power. It also has a legendary cafeteria, and the elevators are an infamous hive of activity and gossip.

We have no idea why it took so long, but some genius started a Twitter account called @Conde Elevator to chronicle all the convos that take place in the storied elevators. We applaud the brave soul who started it and sincerely hope that s/he does not get canned.

There are only 13 tweets on there so far, but it already deserves its own "Ten Best Tweets" list. So here they are, in no particular order:

-Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: "What's the occasion?" Woman #2: "...huh?" Woman #1: "I would need an occasion to eat that."

-Girl 1: "Is this skirt totally see through?" Girl 2: "No! No! Looks great." Guy, after they exit: "That skirt was totally see through."

-Girl 1: Omg, that just made my day. Girl 2: [blank stare] Girl 1: That was Questlove! ...The drummer for The Roots? Girl 2: [blank stare]

-Male editor: "There's got to be a way to make a pun on tumescence in the hed."

-Teen Vogue-er to Teen Vogue-er: "I don't understand why she was so pissed. I'd want to know if something made me look fat."

-[silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] Summer Intern: "Was that...?" Intern #2: "Yeah" #annawintour

-Girl 1: Oh man, I'm so tired, I was at the Rangers game late last night… Girl 2: Wait, really? Me too. Which one do YOU date?

-Girl: Did you see Entourage is back this Sunday? Dudeitor: You know, it's funny, everyone keeps telling me my life is just like that show.

-Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it's like you came back from the war.

-Suited male #1: (presses 9, nods) "Dude." Suited male #2: (presses 9 simultaneously, nods) "Bro."

-Fashion Girl Fl 12: Do these shoes make me look like I have cankles? Fashion Guy: No, they just have really fat straps.

OK, so that's 11. They're all so damn funny. We support you, @Conde Elevator!