The Kardashian-Humphries wedding is looming over us like a very expensive, massive, glittery, black cloud and as details start trickling in we’re getting more and more anxious to see how it all plays out–particularly, in the sartorial department.
Here’s what we know:
1. Kim will don Vera Wang.
2. Her bridesmaids and maids of honor will wear green.
3. The groom and groomsmen will wear Ermenegildo Zegna.
4. The wedding will take place in Sotto Il Monte estate in Montecito, California.
5. It will be a complete shitshow.
We did some fashion Sherlock-Holmes-ing and got together a list of our best guesses–or wishes–of what everyone in the wedding party, including the bride, will wear.
Click through to see our best bets.