3. Do you think any of these girls realize that, if they do in fact become “real models,” they will have to do a lot worse things in heels than stepping onto a moving carousel?
4. Is Bianca really allowed to keep referring to Shannon as “The Christian?” It’s starting to seem not OK.
5. Are the Kardashians and Miss Jay friends in real life? See: the catty peanut-gallery runway commentary.
7. Did anyone else see “Michael Jackson through the ages” to going terribly wrong when they started with Bianca as Thriller MJ? Like a wildly inappropriate black-to-white gradation ending with pale Allison as present day MJ?
8. Isn’t channeling Micahel Jackson the easiest photo shoot ever since all you need is a sequin jacket and an arms-up pose? (and do fedoras mean you don’t have to look at the camera?)
9. STOP IT, why is J.Lo in every single commercial on the CW?!?
10. André, how can you yell at Lisa for having a signature look when that’s what being a top model is all about? Also, since nobody goes home do we get an extra episode?