2. How does Allison still manage to come off as an adorable little doll even after naming her perfume “Honey Blood”?
3. Is that Eva, the ex-Top Model, or Eve, the rapper?
4. Is Lisa drunk?
5. Is anyone else a little turned on by Nigel frolicking in a bathtub yelling “I’m smitten”?
6. So…they’re trying to turn everyone into Snooki? Is that what I’m hearing?
7. Can we take mid-season winner bets right now? Allison or Lisa—Go.
8. Bianca, are you really playing the pickle-as-penis game right now?
9. How does Kathy Griffin manage to worm her way into every level of reality television?
10. Can we be real and say Shannon isn’t staying because she’s better, but because she just sucks less than Bianca and Kayla?