People care what celebrities look like, how they dress, and how much weight they’ve gained/lost. It’s just a fact of modern life that we can critique Kim Kardashian’s ass any old time we want, thanks to the magic of the internet. Because we love judging celebrities and their toned (or, gasp, not toned!) bodies, Fitness mag polls its readers each year to find out the best celebrity bodies. They’ve just released this year’s poll results and while there are a few surprises, it’s a lot of the same old yoga bodies.
By that we mean–Jennifer Aniston. Jen cleaned up in a few categories: body women want most (34%), best abs (65%), and best over-40 (24%, though she had stiff competition with Halle Berry and J.Lo on that one). Halle Berry, Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, and Blake Lively rounded out the top five most-wanted bodies.
And if we could make a composite celeb with the best body ever, it would look like this: Jen’s abs, Cameron Diaz’s arms, Blake Lively’s legs, Pippa Middleton’s butt, Christina Hendricks’ chest. (Can you imagine Christina Hendricks’ chest atop Blake’s legs? Not humanly possible.)
The Middleton sisters were pitted against each other, with somewhat shocking results. Kate beat out Pippa with a whopping 52% of the vote vs. Pippa’s 18% (It’s unclear which other royals took some of the vote. Camilla Parker Bowles?)
Our favorite category? Celeb bodies people are sick of seeing: Snooki and Kim Kardashian. Not shocking.
There were some other fun categories, like hottest pregnancy body, best comedian body, and best talk show host. Kelly Ripa edged out that silver fox, Anderson Cooper for the latter. Tina Fey took the honors for best comedian bod, leaving Jon Stewart in fifth place. The hottest pregnant celeb was Jessica Alba, and the best post-pregnancy body was Jennifer Lopez.
If you’d like to try to get body parts like these ladies (and gents), Fitness offers training tips. Now put down that muffin and start crunching.