It must be pretty boring at the Jersey Shore now that summer’s over. If your life seems void of juice-head gorillas and excuses to GTL right now, you can always go trick-or-treating with your dogs two weeks early in broad day light, just like Jenni “JWoww” Farley! See her sipping a cocktail garnished with eyeballs, believably playing a game of pool, and being professionally fitted for her Svedka Bot Girl costume aka wetsuit. I don’t know, it still looks a little tight to me…

Here she is being fitted for this thing.