The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is here, which means if you need a gift in the $20,000 to $1 million range, you can totally relax, because the retailer has you covered.
$250--Le Métier de Beauté Marchesa Gift Set: Includes mascara, eye shadow, lipstick, lip gloss, and a blinged out compact. Yes, it's $250 for makeup, but it's the cheapest thing Marchesa has ever designed.
$45,000: Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table:It's made entirely out of black rubber. Done. It's ours.
$75,000--"I Dream of Jeannie" Dream Folly Tent: We are all pitching in here at Fashionista to get this because we want it to be our office.
$87,000--Bulgari Diamond Bracelet Watch: A diamond snake watch is not for those who love the subtle.
$125,000--Assouline Custom-Built Library: This is obviously for people who do not live in New York and have extra rooms which can be turned into libraries.
$250,000--Hackercraft Speedboat: Most New Yorkers don't own cars--it actually makes much more sense to own a boat.
$395,000--The 2012 Ferrari FF, Bespoke for Neiman Marcus: Hmmm. But this wouldn't be so hard to park, would it? We could do this AND a boat.
$420,000--International Flower Show Tour: You can take 9 friends to see a bunch of flower shows in Europe.
$1,000,000--Programmable Fountains: A cool mil will get you fountains with "underwater robot nozzles" on your property that you can program. Or for $500,000, you can choreograph the fountains at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.