2. Alexandria, other than like, sushi at Nobu, what masterpiece is made in 20 minutes?
3. Is “pop ledem” like booty tooch? Is this like ANTM mind control?
4. Tyra, how many schoolgirls did you scalp for those pigtails?
5. Anyone else see Game seriously feelin’ Allison?
6. Did Tyra really superimpose herself in everyones’ videos?
7. Is anyone else extremely uncomfortable watching Tyra gyrating in matching neon with little Keenan Cahill?
8. Don’t you think Shannon could have a very successful career as the Christian Faith Hill? Or Lisa as the late-20-something Ke$ha?
9. Did they just suggest that “a teenage bedroom” scene is what “makes a pop star”?
10. Is Allison relatable because she’s a good model, or because her eyes have hypnotic powers?