2. Is anyone else reading André’s live tweets? I quote: “Does Jay Emanuel have a special hairspray to keep that hair straight up. It never moves. Top Model creative Wow.” Yes, André. Yes.
3. Have you ever seen anything more appropriate than models posing in a bowl of salad?
4. Is it just me or are those bathing suits really fugly?
5. Has the word “dragalicious” really been uttered twice already? It’s not even halfway through the episode. #WordAbuse
6. How apparent is it that Jay thinks Shannon is full of shit?
7. When you look at Angelea, do you see a young Marisa Berenson? Because I don’t, but André apparently does.
8. What is “vampire vision,” Allison? Do you know you aren’t a real vampire even though you love blood?
9. So are they just not allowed to stray from their “brands” even if they take a good photo? A few episodes ago they yelled at Lisa for only having one look. Pick a story and stick to it, Tyra.
10. Why not? Another choice Tweet from ALT: “@tyrabanks That big Greek salad bowl on beach tonight on ANTM would be a great beach chair, by the pool. Tyra call it back to States, Zonk” ZONK!