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Lady Gaga Will Make an Appearance at Barneys New York TODAY:  Well, it technically may be tomorrow. The ribbon cutting for Gaga’s Workshop is happening at 11:59 pm and she will reportedly be there. No word yet on whether Barneys is letting her wield the scissors.  {Facebook}

Rebecca Black’s Song “Friday” Used For–Wait For It–Black Friday Commercial: Is Kohl’s crazy? Or crazy like a fox? The retailer used the YouTube sensation Rebecca Black’s song “Friday” and adapted it for the biggest shopping day of the year. {New York Daily News}

Miranda Kerr Spotted Shopping at Victoria’s Secret: The Angel popped into a Victoria’s Secret store on Fifth Avenue and 19th Street in NYC over the weekend with baby Flynn. The shop girls couldn’t quite place her, but eventually they figured it out. Let’s hope they gave Miranda the employee discount. {Page Six}

Cotton Producers Stage the Longest Commercial Fashion Show Ever: Over the weekend one model per minute walked a runway in Miami for a full 24 hours to promote that most comfy of fabrics–cotton. Beat that, Lycra. {MTV Style}

Don’t Try This at Home, Kids: A woman was arrested after injecting a woman’s butt (and also her own?) with Fix-a-Flat, cement, and mineral oil. Not surprisingly, the patient got very sick. {Jezebel}

The Beckhams Moving to Paris?: David is reportedly close to signing a deal with soccer team Paris St. Germain and would move the family to the City of Lights. Does this mean Victoria won’t show her collection in NYC anymore? {Daily Mail}

Heel Heights Going Down Which Means the Economy May Be Going Back Up?: The thinking goes that heels get higher and more ridiculous as the economy falters because we need a way to escape the bleak reality of not being able to afford a McMansion. Consumer experts looked at recent shoe trends and saw that more modest heels are on the horizon, which may mean that the economy is recovering. Or not. {Jezebel}

Paul Smith Wins Outstanding Achievement Award at the British Fashion Awards: He joins such notables as John Galliano, Vivienne Westwood, and Alexander McQueen, all of who have been honored with this accolade. {Vogue UK}